I have no idea how Keira Knightley being topless with suspenders over her nipples is gonna make me want to smell spicy and floral with notes of amber, but hey, whatever man.

This is where I contemplated making a joke about domestic violence.

And here's where I change the subject with some Scarlett Johansson trying to sell you booze while looking hot ads. [HuffPo]

Miley Cyrus' grandma is really rocking whatever look she's got going on there. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Reasons not to call 911: Because you're locked in your car. Because you don't know how to open things like car doors. [EbaumNation]

Yesterday a necklace, today Miriah Carey is gonna show us her nipple. [CityRag]

Kristen Stewart is scared of Twilight fans, which means we have at least one thing in common. [ICYDK]

I'm not super-super interested in an Helena Bonham Carter upskirt. But different strokes and all. Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

The Zack Efron wax figure looks like I'd imagine a Zack Efron figure in It's A Small World would look like. He'd wave to you at the end of your ride and play some pre-recorded phrase that didn't make any sense. Like "In it to win it!" [LaineyGossip]

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End broke the Memorial Day weekend opening record as it raked in $139.8 million in 4 days. As of today, the $300 million film has grossed $411 million worldwide. However, it is expected to fare far worse than it's predecessor, POTC: Dead Man's Chest, which grossed over $1 billion during it's theatrical run. Chris LeRoy, Buena Vista's senior vice president general sales manager attempts to sound disappointed:

I think it was hard to expect it to top No. 2 [Dead Man's Chest]. Market conditions change so much from one movie to the other. What we wanted to accomplish was to break the Memorial Day weekend record and we're very pleased with that. Spider-Man 3 had a wide open playing field and, though the market expanded to a spectacular degree [this weekend], there was just more competition. I don't like to put too much emphasis on what the opening weekend means."

The POTC trilogy has earned over $2 billion at the box office, so good luck trying to make me feel sorry for you there, buddy. I bet you can only just barely enjoy aiming for those bikini models' mouths in your Hollywood mansion. Speaking of which, do you know if Keira Knightley got any of my voicemails? I've been out of town and my phone was turned off so...


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The trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End premiered last night, and by the looks of it, it's still about swashbuckling pirates and other things that don't exist. Johnny Depp is still cool, Keira Knightley is still hot and Orlando Bloom is still the world's most effeminate action star. When he fights, I'm always waiting for him to pull somebody's hair or slap at them with his hands in front of his face. They should really just go ahead and dress him up in satin hot pants with the letter "X" on the butt and get it over with.

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Keira Knightley told Star magazine she plans on getting plastic surgery when her looks fade. She said,

"I know that my looks won't last forever. "In five years' time I will probably already be past it and having Botox, face-lifts, nose jobs and false hair."

I can't imagine why she'd need plastic surgery in only five years. You can't go from how she looks now to ... say ... Kirsten Dunst in only five years unless you really work hard at it. And by "work hard", I mean smoke crack and spend a year in a Turkish prison.

These pictures of her are from the arrivals at last night's British Independent Film Awards, and the photographer who stood above her on the stairs to grab that butt shot was clearly the best photographer there that night. Way to go, dude. You're almost Herb Ritts. Um, not really, but still.


Keira is starring alongside my Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest which is due out next year and there is a bootleg trailer here for your viewing pleasure.