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Kelly Brook Is Doing This Wrong

Don't worry, it's not child bearing. Kelly Brook is famous for two reasons, and she covered both of them up this week. She may want to reconsider. I don't think the Meisner technique would work as well as a V-neck in her auditions for the sequels to such fine art as Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and Piranha.

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posted by Jess on Tue, January 10, 2012 | |

Kelly Brook Is Better At This

Demi Lovato posted a picture of herself wearing a wig, a cross, and no tits, but Kelly Brook posted pics on Twitter dressed as a sexy Santa. She got it a little wrong though. Because I'd like to come down her chimney. See what I did there? Haha, I crack myself up!

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posted by Todd on Wed, December 28, 2011 | |

Kelly Brook Got Interesting On Twitter

From what I'm told, one of Kelly Brook's Twitter followers asked her if this was a real account of just some dude pretending to be Kelly Brook. In response, Kelly tweeted this picture. Cool, but how do we know if her vagina is real? I think she should answer this question and settle this unsubstantiated rumor that I just made up.

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posted by Todd on Tue, November 15, 2011 | |

Kelly Brook > Michelle Duggar

As you look at these pics of Kelly Brook in NUTS, please keep in mind that God hates her and has cursed her womb to forever be a mini-Auschwitz for unborn fetuses. Yet Michelle Duggar has twenty kids who will all grow up to offer you pamphlets at your door. I don't know, man. If God existed, you'd think he'd be a bigger fan of Eugenics.

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posted by Todd on Tue, November 8, 2011 | |

Kelly Brook Was The Chick From Twilight

It takes a lot of time and effort to make Kelly Brook physically unattractive, but here she dressed as Bella from the shitty Twilight movies. So I guess it was either this or marrying an Iraqi guy then showing her ankle in public. I hear acid in the face can make you pretty unattractive as well.

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posted by Todd on Mon, October 31, 2011 | |

Kelly Brook Is Indiana Jones

Since George Lucas needs redemption for the last Indiana Jones movie and the last three Star Wars movies and for killing that homeless man that one time, here's Kelly Brook dressed as Indiana Jones. This is actually pretty cool, because for Halloween I'm going as Todd Croft, Womb Raider. I hope everyone can see the correlation.

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posted by Todd on Fri, September 30, 2011 | |

Kelly Brook Did The GQ Awards

The GQ Awards were in London last night and I don't know why Kelly Brook and her insane rack were invited. I think a guy may have won some award for masturbating.

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posted by Todd on Wed, September 7, 2011 | |

Get On Your Bikes And Ride

Because celebrities are too busy honoring Labor Day weekend to get pregnant, divorced, or killed, it's been a pretty slow news day. Here's Kelly Brook on a bike in heels for something called The Sky Ride in London. Bicycle races are coming your way, so forget all your duties. Oh yeah.

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posted by Jess on Sun, September 4, 2011 | |