Kendall Jenner is a 16-year old member of the Kardashians. And here she is on a stripper pole. You know, in case you need visual proof and not my usual hyperbole.

Since the world hates Kim Kardashian right now, and Kourtney is a 32-year old baby mama who gave birth to Abu Nazir, and Khloe throws feces at people from her tire swing when they walk by her paddock, Kim Jenner tarted up her fresher whores, Kendall and Kylie, and sent them out to the 2011 Hollywood Style Awards this weekend. I appreciate the pound of makeup covering up their zits, but they look like they have an OB/GYN appointment tomorrow to discuss their period. "That's cool. I'm sure they don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow, " a pervert was quoted as saying.*

* = a-cha-cha-cha!

Still trying to make the Kendall Jenner thing happen, Kim Kardashian posted a picture of her sister who is apparently a bikini model now. Oh, good.

Kendall is the new face of Australian swimwear designer, Leah Madden’s, Summer 2012 campaign ‘Pirouette!!’ How stunning does she look!?!? I couldn’t be more proud!!!!

Maybe it's just me, but if you're a bikini model, it might be best if you didn't look like Hitler sent you to summer camp where you obviously stole other people's food. And why is Kim even saying this chick is her sister? She doesn't have a gigantic ass and hasn't fucked a black guy yet. None of this makes any sense.