Keri Russell is Wet


I never really thought Keri Russell was all that, but damn if she doesn't look kinda hot in her new photoshoot for Details Magazine. If I had to pinpoint what's different now, I'd have to say it's because she's looking all wet and slutty. That helps. Why, just yesterday I was pretending to be a cop and pulling women over, and this lady dumped a bottle of water on her chest to get out of the ticket! And it totally worked! How do they do that?!

Keri Russell Has Nipples


I guess Keri Russell is technically a celebrity and I guess she technically has breasts, so I guess these are technically nipples. So, enjoy them. Or don't. Look man, I can't live your life for you.