Khloe Kardashian, the grotesquely gigantic youngest of the Kardashian sisters (a.k.a. Armenian Whores), has been sentenced to three days in a Los Angeles jail for violating the terms of her probation following her DUI bust in March of last year. People reports:

She admitted to failing to complete [roadside cleanup duty] and enroll in an alcohol education class," said L.A. City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan on Monday. Kardashian, 24, has until July 18 to begin serving her sentence. She was sentenced on July 3. "Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved," her rep tells PEOPLE."

Um, no she's not. Khloe Kardashian knows she'll be sentenced to "three days" in a private cell in a Los Angeles jail, so let's not pretend all of a sudden that she's willing to serve 10 years on a Mars slave mining colony to make this right. At best, she'll be in jail for an hour. At worst, the jail won't have time to finish her seaweed body wrap and her chamomile tea won't even be warm.

MadTV did a skit last night that pretty much sums up everything about Kim Kardashian's painfully lame reality show about her and her other whore sisters. Everything except Kim letting Bruce Jenner motorboat her. Bruce Jenner is white. The only thing a white guy could do for Kim Kardashian is to point out where the black guy is.

Sonja Norwood, mother of Kim Kardashian's ex-boyfriend, Ray J, and singer, Brandy, is suing Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian for making unauthorized charges in excess of $100,000 on Norwood's American Express card back in 2004. Kardashian, a stylist at the time, was given the card to make a ""one (and only one)" purchase. Um, she didn't. TMZ reports:

According to the suit, Kim allegedly gave the card to other members of her family -- Khloe, Kourtney and Robert Jr. The suit claims in 2006, the Ks racked up $62,793.83 in unauthorized charges. And, in 2007, they blew another $57,841.82. The total: $120,635.65! And get this for audacity: the suit claims the Kardashians charged thousands of dollars in their own stores, Dash and Smooch."

Wow, Sonja Norwood seems pretty upset. Maybe somebody should point out to her that the first letter of these skank's names spell out KKK. That should make her feel better.

The Kardashian sisters. Yes, Khloe was born a female: