Last week, Kirsten Dunst was seen at Sundance visibly intoxicated and acting erratically. This week, has checked into the Cirque Lodge. Star reports:

She desperately needed help," a source in Utah tells Star. "She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears. "She's not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she's getting the help she needs."

Wow. Not only is Kirsten Dunst a hideous mutant and a shitty actress, she's also a crying drunk. Awesome. I just wish somebody would tell me exactly where this not good place is. Can't she just stay there? If it's a matter of her not being able to afford it, I'll be glad to take a brochure of their leasing options.

Kirsten outside her yoga class last month:

Sources say Kirsten Dunst is "on the verge of a breakdown" after her recent behavior at Sundance. Page Six says:

The starlet came late, left early, and "acted erratic" during a recent event at Sundance, according to insiders. The source added that friends of the actress made apologies on her behalf, saying, "Kirsten is not in a good place right now." Dunst, who split from Razorlight rocker boyfriend Johnny Borell last year, has not been photographed or spotted out in recent weeks."

Kirsten Dunst has long been rumored to be a raging alcoholic so that should probably be theory #1. Other theories include she saw her reflection in a lake or her coffin was opened before dusk. "Who hath dared to disturb my slumber?!?", Dunst was quoted as saying.

Although the majority of her movies are complete box office failures, Kristen Dunst is whining about being paid millions to sit around in a trailer. Kirsten told Glamour,

Action movies really entail sitting in a trailer all day and not doing anything. You get there at six in the morning, you get all dressed up, put your make-up on and it seeps into your pores all day long and it's really boring. I always have a lot of action in these films, and I don't like it. Everything that you see in the great action clips take weeks and months, each moment takes a day. It involves screaming, cars, heights, and it's very technical and complicated."

God, I hate this ungrateful cunt. Every time she opens her mouth it's something like this. She has no discernible talent or dental plan, but she somehow manages to think Hollywood would turn into an abandoned old timey mining town if she decided to stop making movies. God knows why she was cast in Spider-Man. It sure wasn't to be pretty. They'd could have cast that WB frog and nobody would've known the difference.


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Police have arrested two Brooklyn men, ex-convict Jarrod Beinerman, 33, and one unidentified man, after they entered Kirsten Dunt's Soho Grand Hotel suite and robbed her blind. Beinerman, a plumber, served three years in federal prison for cocaine distribution and is currently on bail for a February heroin bust. New York Post reports:

...[Beinerman's] latest alleged caper began Aug. 9, when Dunst, 25, Pegg, 37, who is her co-star in "How to Lose Friends," and Baruch, 26, left the actress' penthouse suite at 4:48 a.m., court records indicate. Within minutes, Beinerman was spotted by surveillance cameras entering the hotel at 310 West Broadway, according to records. A source said he was accompanied by his accomplice. Beinerman took a guest elevator to the floor below Dunst's suite and then took a freight elevator up to the penthouse level. There, Beinerman allegedly walked through an open door into the penthouse and stole items belonging to Dunst and her companions, including $2,500, a Marc Jacobs purse, wallets containing IDs and credit cards, several bags - including one by Balenciaga - two digital cameras, a cellphone and an iPod, records state. Most of the high-value items - including the bag valued at $13,000 - were Dunst's. Beinerman and his accomplice were caught again on video exiting the hotel with the loot, according to a criminal complaint. The theft was discovered about an 1½ hours later."

Kirsten is a disgusting miserable bitch, so this really couldn't have happened to a better person. This guy shouldn't even have to go to trial. He should be carried around New York on that thing Xerxes had. Lucky for him this didn't happen in L.A., because Dunst is a big star. If this hotel would have been in Hollywood, this guy would've been sentenced to die by firing squad.

I don't know when I made it my civic duty to post Megan Fox pictures as soon I see them, but she's freakin' hot and I want to marry her, so this is something I take very seriously. This post better be about something, so here she is with Simon Pegg, Gillian Anderson, and Kirsten Dunst (puke) on the set of How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. You may know Simon Pegg from Shaun of the Dead, and based on results taken from a poll of people sitting at my desk, Shaun of the Dead is the greatest movie ever made. It has funny jokes and zombies. And Hollywood has proven that movies with funny jokes and zombies do well. Case in point: Daddy Day Camp.


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I don't know where the Groucho Club in London is, but apparently it's great because gorgeous stars like Kirsten Dunst hang out there. With her perfect teeth, glowing skin and awesome body it's hard to imagine God making anything more beautiful than this angel. It would take the jaws of life to get my penis out of my pants around skanks like Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson or Kelly Brook, but not this heavenly creature. Oh, no. Just look at her piercing eyes staring into my soul! Oh Kirsten, my lust for you is unbearable!

Here are Kirsten Dunst and her boyfriend last night at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala. That sounds pretty fancy, so I'm wondering who got fired for letting these people through the door. They're hideous. I always thought Kirsten couldn't get any uglier unless her coffin was opened in direct sunlight, but man, was I wrong. It seems like I have a long way to go before my research is complete. Once it is, be prepared Kirsten, be prepared...

In response to Blondie fans who have flooded message boards slamming the decision to cast her as Deborah Harry in an upcoming biopic, Kirsten Dunst manages to alienate the people who will pay to see this movie in one sentence.

Debbie chose me for this role so anyone who disputes this can take it up with her."

Good job there Kirsten, way to extend that olive branch by throwing Deborah Harry under the bus. They'll be sure to love you now. Everyone loves you. That's why more people pay to see Dora on Ice than see your movies. What? Yes, I know that the Spider-Man franchise has made $777 million worldwide. I also know that your last three movies have made $58 million combined. They could have gotten LeBron James or a donkey to play Mary Jane, and Spider-Man would have made the same amount of money.

Kirsten Dunst and boyfriend, Johnny Borrell:


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