So someone finally decided to make a film based on Jack Kerouac's hedonistic tome On the Road and now conservative groups have their panties up in a bunch because Kristen Stewart isn't getting typecast as someone who saves herself for marriage.

Dan Gainor from the conservative non-profit organization the Culture and Media Institute told RadarOnline:

“In the film On The Road, Kristen Stewart engages in a threesome and masturbates two male characters according to reports. How will parents who took their daughters to see the Twilight movies explain this? It is irresponsible of Stewart and manipulative of Hollywood bosses to deliberately try to destroy any sense of decency these actresses might have taught young people.”

I'm not saying this guy spends most of his day obsessing about barely legal teens who appear nude in film, but he did go on to mention by name six other child stars that eventually became very naughty women. And do conservative parents really think that when you let your child see a film starring an actress, you must then let them watch every single film that actress makes? Because if so I can see a really simple solution here that will still allow 20-year-old starlets to have gratuitous on-screen sex for everyone else's enjoyment.

Snow White and the Huntsman premiered last night and based on this picture I'm going to assume Charlize Theron plays an evil queen who is pissed that Chris Hemsworth is prettier than she is. And Kristen Stewart is also there. Maybe as a badly dressed dwarf or something? It's hard to tell what exactly she brings to the mix. - Kathy

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Because they are both dead behind the eyes and the world is shocked when they find out an audience bought their acting, a rumor started last week that Kristen Stewart would be playing Casey Anthony in a movie about the child killer's life. Kristen Stewart doesn't appreciate that. Us Magazine reports:

"Her people are really annoyed about the Casey Anthony comparisons," a source tells Us Weekly of the Twilight actress, 21, who shares the same brunette locks and brooding eyes as Anthony, who is expected to go free within weeks. "Kristen wants that talk to blow over soon, because it looks really bad." Don't expect Stewart to portray Anthony in a flick anytime soon. "She would never for no amount of money portray that girl," the source says. "It's grossing her out. All those entertainment shows are doing polls and what not and her people just want it to stop!"

I really don't know why Kristen Stewart's so upset, because I heard that she ran over a child with her car last month then drove away. Or maybe it was a squirrel. Who's to say really? The police should look into it just to be sure.

I'm not sure when this became a Superman blog, and I promise you that tits are on the way, but if someone can become a superhero and stop Zac Snyder from casting Kristen Stewart, that would be great. If you have a taser, that'll work, too. Or if you can just punch him really hard. Thanks. Comic Book Movie reports:

According to the famous "media guy", Twilight's 'Bella Swan' actress Kristen Stewart may be in the mix of playing Lois Lane in Zack Snyder's Superman reboot. Check it out! With English actor Henry Civill set to don the "S" on his chest in Zack Snyder's Superman reboot, casting for supporting roles are well underway. While much isn't known about the "modern" reboot, essentially the roles to be cast, Clark Kent's main squeeze Lois Lane is almost guaranteed to appear. Though several actresses has either expressed interest in playing Lane, or have been rumored to have read for the role, today's latest rumor via Gregory Littley, a Branding Consultant and Creative director who specializes in social media, has Twlight's Kristen Stewart in the mix.

Some people call me a nerd for watching Smallville, and that may be true, but please realize that Erica Durance (this) is Lois Lane on the show. And this is on the CW. She probably gets paid in Chick-Fil-A and thank you cards yet is a billion times hotter than this this fug mess. Kristen Stewart looks like Lois Lane if Lois Lane met Clark Kent at a methadone clinic. It's hard to be called The Man of Steel when you need Cialis and a pep talk to bang your girlfriend.

Every time I see Kristen Stewart, I have to look at her again to make sure it's actually her and not the Dutch Boy Paint kid. Wait, is she even female? Somebody should check her wallet. Seriously, go ahead. I assume it's chained to her belt.

Only in some alternate reality can Kristen Stewart win an award for acting, but this is the MTV Movie Awards, so there needs to be a place where 13-year old cutters can have their voices heard beside their diaries. But the highlight of the night was when Robert Pattinson and Kristen won the award for Best Kiss. I don't want to give anything away, but I'm pretty sure Pattinson ran backstage and gargled with semen. "OMG, ewww! Ewww!", he was quoted as saying.

Note: Sorry about the crappy quality. Viacom is bitchy like that. But if you think you're upset, check out this lady! She can barely even stand it!

There's no way I'm posting pics of these pale queers, so here's Vanessa Hudgens and her hot little ass last night. She likes to take pictures like this and send them to her boyfriend's cell phone, so she wins at life. And my heart.

Almost two weeks Kristen Stewart told British Elle that having her picture taken is like being raped, her publicist formed a half-assed apology that was sent to People magazine.

"I really made an enormous mistake – clearly and obviously," Stewart, currently in Korea to promote the new installment of the Twilight series Eclipse, tells PEOPLE exclusively. "And I'm really sorry about my choice of words." Stewart, 20, is not known as one to mince words. "I've made stupid remarks before, and I've always reasoned: 'Whatever. They can think what they want,' " she says. But in this instance, the Los Angeles-born actress feels compelled to address the situation. " 'Violated' definitely would have been a better way of expressing the thought," she notes. The irony of the situation in which Stewart now finds herself is not lost on the actress. "People thinking that I'm insensitive about this subject rips my guts out. I made a big mistake."

Apologizing just makes her more annoying and emo, but whatever. I just realized I'm doing the second Kristen Stewart post in a week. I feel like I should pass out ice cream and hire a clown to make balloon animals while he rides a pony to make it up to you.

Kristen Stewart, hero to high school marching band clarinet players and enemy of desperate cougars everywhere, should really smoke some more weed before interviews. NDTV reports:

Twilight star Kristen Stewart hates being pursued by paparazzi so much that she has compared the experience to being "raped". "It's so... The photos are so.. I feel like I'm looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can't handle it. I never expected that this would be my life," said Stewart. "What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction. All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up but a flash," she added.

Maybe it's because I'm such a fancy gentleman, but I think there's a slight difference between having your picture taken and being raped. And by "slight difference" I mean shut the fuck up dumbass. In you weren't famous, your picture wouldn't be good for a K-Mart Portrait Studio, so if you could stop posing for a picture that nobody is taking, that would be great. And if you hate being famous so much, quit. You traced a turtle and mailed it back in to get whatever acting workshop certificate you have hanging on your wall. Basically what I'm saying is they could make Bella a wooden indian or a pelican in a top hat and nobody would know the difference.