Lady Gaga sued a British company for spoofing her. E! Online reports:
This is one little monster that's not feeling Lady Gaga's motherly love. In an effort to ensure that her unique image stays that way, Gaga has scored an injunction against the company behind the viral video sensation known as Lady Goo Goo, a tiny, spoofy, animated version of the singer that regularly releases kid-friendly copycat versions of her greatest hits. Which was fun while it lasted. But Gaga proved she's not exactly cuckoo for Goo Goo. Gaga actually won the injunction against the website Moshi Monsters—a UK site that's been touted as Facebook for kids—and its parent company Mind Candy, which was responsible for the cartoon (one of 52 in their arsenal) that dresses and acts like a baby version of Gaga. Some of her, er, its hits include "Peppy-razzi" and "The Moshi Dance" (sadly, the official videos have already been removed from YouTube, though unofficial versions abound and lyrics were along the lines of: "my stroller's pretty and my diapers are silk/I throw my toys out if I don't get my milk"). It's the latter tune that appeared to be particularly irksome to Gaga's legal team, as the viral video for the song became so popular that the Goo Goo tune was set to be sold on iTunes. The trademark ruling handed down in London's High Court this week sided with Gaga that the cartoon and its songs might cause "consumer confusion" and subsequently ordered that Moshi could not to release the tune in any form.
Normally I'd say seeing as Madonna, David Bowie, Grace Jones, and Annie Lennox haven't sued Lady Gaga for biting all of their material, maybe she should steal another page from all of their books and shut the fuck up. But I can see how consumer confusion would go down in this case. Sure, you'd have to be deaf or retarded to mix the songs up, but you'd also have to be deaf or retarded to buy a Lady Gaga song in the first place.
Since she's a shy wallflower who doesn't like to draw attention to herself and prefers to live her life with quiet dignity, Lady Gaga walked through NYC this weekend in a see through black doily looking like a Gargamel corpse bride. It seemed hauntingly familiar. Just like the one-winged dove you should stab it in the brain while she's singing I said "Oooh, baby, ooo" said "Oooh". (*)
(*) Look, I'm sorry. But those lyrics are hard to understand.
In an interview with the French newspaper Le Soir, Madonna basically says what we already knew. That Lady Gaga does everything Madonna has already done and hopes nobody notices. E! Online reports:
Hydrangeas aren't the only thing Madonna's been sniffing at lately. Lady Gaga has spoken openly about her love for the Material Girl and has paid homage to the pioneering pop star both in song and performance style. But it appears that her admiration society isn't a mutual one. When a French newspaper recently asked about her superfamous adoring fan, Madonna didn't have much to say in the way of encouragement—or appreciation. "As for Lady Gaga, I have no comment to make about her obsessions having to do with me because I don't know whether her behavior is rooted in something deep and meaningful, or superficial," Madonna reportedly told Le Soir.
I've pretty much said all I've needed to say about Lady Gaga here, and Madonna looks like she just dug out of grave now, so I honestly don't care either way. I'm just more concerned about Perez Hilton. He must be really torn right now. With his loyalties, I mean. Not his rectum. Well, that too I guess. Who's to say, really?
Because women not wearing makeup is "shocking" now, here's Lady Gaga on the cover of the October 2011 issue of Harper's Bazaar showing off her "natural beauty". Sure. Except only it looks like a picture they show kindergartners to teach them that true beauty comes from the inside. They might also show them a picture of a burn victim. Then they might have graham crackers and some juice and take a nap. Then they might have an organized death match in the boiler room. Then another kid might sell weed. Then they might torture a homeless man. I don't know. To be honest, I don't have an elementary school's schedule memorized. What do I look like, a child rapist?
Because no one cared about her official video for "You And I," Lady Gaga is releasing five black and white "fashion videos" set to the song. The song peaked at #16 because even the gays she panders to are getting sick of her. It's been established forever that Lady Gaga's a Madonna rip off. This song features Brian May on guitar and Gaga swears her name comes from the song "Radio Gaga" by Queen. Here's hoping she rips off Madonna to stay relevant some more by having a really liberal vagina, then rips off Freddie Mercury by getting AIDS.
I really don't need to say anything here do I? I mean, I could but I really need to run to the store.
UPDATE: Apparently Viacom just took the Gaga video down. But just watch the first one. It's the same thing.
In case you missed it, and I really hope you did, Lady Gaga showed up to the 2011 MTV VMAs Sunday night like this. "This" being some character she made up after she got high and watched Grease. It's name is Jo Calderone, and based on these pictures, it's a transvestite from the 1950s who came to our time to accept an undeserving award and let Perez Hilton suck it's figurative dick. Whatever. This Gaga shit is played. I'm just hoping Madonna kills herself soon so Gaga will go ahead do that too.
