LeAnn Rimes Seems Nice To Have Around


A lot of people say LeAnn Rimes stole Eddie Cibrian from his previous wife Brandi Glanville, but I'd like to think Eddie Cibrian looked in the mirror and said, "hey, Brandi isn't seemingly always in a bikini bringing me beers." The only these pictures could possibly be any better is if LeAnn Rimes could summon hot wings and a free subscription to NBA League Pass with her mind.

LeAnn Rimes Doesn't Concern Herself With Bras


Since women should be judged solely on the size of their tits, based on these pictures of Leann Rimes shopping in Malibu, it's obvious she's a wonderful human being with many admirable qualities. A lot of people don't know this, but she was a 9/11 first responder and once saved a child from drowning using only her mind. She also fought and killed a dragon who attacked a Haitian fishing village two years ago.

LeAnn Rimes Dresses Appropriately


Let's not kid ourselves, LeAnn Rimes is batshit crazy and probably weighs as much as Adele's arm, but if you're gonna be both of those things the least you can do is walk around LA without a bra. If I have to listen to you talk about how you think your mailbox tells lies about you or how you saw Bigfoot in Taco Bell once, it would be nice if I could stare at your rack while I nod and back away slowly.

LeAnn Rimes Is In A Bikini


Nothing makes American great like skinny chicks with body issues wearing bikinis who want you to love them even you don't call the next day. Those dudes with the powdered wigs and wooden teeth were really onto something.

LeAnn Rimes Dresses Appropriately


I'm not gonna lie, I barely know who Leann Rimes is. Mostly because I don't listen to music about barbecues and incest. But she was leaving a salon in Beverly Hills yesterday and whatever the hell she's wearing decided it didn't want to cover her panties anymore. Awesome. Maybe tomorrow she can have her picture taken knitting a sweater or putting a glass on a coaster. You know, so we can all relive the excitement of this moment.