Jeremy Lin Ten Minute Up


"Confucius say, 'He who make premature endorsement deal should take money and open laundromat.'"

On February 4, mathletes and New York Knicks fans everywhere, hailed Harvard graduate and NBA afterthought, Jeremy Lin, as the savior of the franchise after he seemingly came out of nowhere to drop 25 points and 7 assists on the lowly New Jersey Nets. He's been on an unlikely run since, and because he's obviously an expert on sports, Perez Hilton compared New York Knicks starting novelty to LeBron James (seriously, he compared the 4th string whose been cut twice to the guy who played his high school games on ESPN). Then, you know, until the Knicks played the Miami Heat last night. ESPN reports:
After the Knicks' 102-88 loss to the Heat, New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin was at his locker with his head down. He finished with just as many turnovers (eight) as points -- his lowest total since his sudden surge started against the Nets. Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony, whose locker was directly across from Lin's, recognized Lin's dejection, as did the other players, and they went over to comfort him. Due to the presence of Mario Chalmers, Dwyane Wade, LeBron James and Joel Anthony -- a center who can move in every direction like a crab -- Lin and backup point guard Baron Davis were suffocated on the perimeter. The Heat have a defensive system that thrives on airtight rotations and aggressively disrupting the pick-and-roll ball-handler (Lin and Davis). Lin said after the game that he couldn't remember another game where it was hard just to dribble the ball. He said the Heat did a good job of forcing him left, which the book says is a weakness of his, and not letting him make the swing pass to disrupt the Heat's defensive rotations. He said the next time he faces the Heat, he'll look to make them work harder for 24 seconds and make sure his passes jump-start the Knicks' offense better and are directed exactly where they need to go.

When players like this come out of nowhere, it's for a reason. That's because NBA scouts aren't going to spend a lot of time going to Harvard to watch an Asian kid play basketball in between chess practices or AV Club meetings or whatever (maybe noodles). Jeremy Lin became the starter because the Knicks literally had no other choice, and combined with the shortened lockout season that gives teams hardly no time to prepare or practice, Lin caught some teams off guard. Now it's been 20 days. And now he's on other teams' scouting reports. And once they read it, they'll want to read it again an hour later BOOM SAVE AND PUBLISH.

Women gold digging? Get outta here:

Mark Cuban Would Like To Have A Word


"At the end of the day, all the people that's rooting on me to fail, they gotta wake up to the same life they had before they woke up today. They got the same personal problems they had, today. And I'm going to continue to live the way I want to live, and continue to do the things I want to do for me and my family and be happy with that." - LeBron James during his post-game interview last night

Stay classy, LeBron.

LeBron James And Dwayne Wade Mock Dirk Nowitzki


During Game 4 of the 2011 NBA Finals, Dallas Maverick's forward Dirk Nowitzki played through a 101 fever and a raging sinus infection to drop 21 points (10 in the fourth quarter) to tie the series 2-2. LeBron James had 8 points. So of course it would be a good idea for Lebron James and Dwayne Wade to make fun of Dirk before Game 5. You know, until Game 5 happened. When Chris Bosh had to guard him. Be sure to watch 2:21- 3:00 of the video below. Chris Bosh should have asked somebody in the stands if they had a sword so he could fall on it.

LeBron James. Attention Whore.


Because it's 2003 and he has to decide whether he wants to play for Roy Williams or Thad Matta, LeBron James will make an announcement in an hour-long special Thursday night on ESPN, starting at 9 p.m. Eastern. No, I meant he will make an announcement on WHO HE WILL SIGN WITH IN FREE AGENCY. ProBasketballTalk reports:
LeBron and his people will sell sponsorships of the show, with the money going to the Boys & Girls Clubs of America, according to ESPN. There is no work yet on where LeBron will be during the announcement. A national television announcement with money going to a national charity -- hard to read too much into that about where LeBron might play next year. It doesn't have the hometown feel of Cleveland though, does it? What you can read into this -- it takes a pretty big ego to ask ESPN for an hour like that. There is potential for backlash, something LeBron saw when he did the Larry King interview during the NBA finals.

LeBron James and Kobe Bryant are the closest things to artists in the NBA, so if James wants to do this, screw it, let him do it. He plays for the Cavaliers. Half of that team have never held a basketball before, yet they've been in the playoffs every year except for his rookie year. They showed his high school games on ESPN for chrissakes. If I was LeBron James, I'd make this announcement in my gigantic pool riding a Great White shark with an iced out grill.



Preemptive strike: Shut up, Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki homers. They're white boys who can ball. You'd have a better chance of seeing a unicorn. And Boston fans, please. Rajon Rondo is the best player on your team. I say all of this with love.