God knows why, but Leighton Meester premiered her first single, "Somebody To Love", on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM show this morning.

"I really wanted to make something completely different than anything that's on the radio right now," Leighton told Ryan. "I feel like it's really dancey and fun, but still laid-back, relaxed and moody and sexy."

If she really wanted to do something different, she should have reached out to the many hard-working Latino people living among her in Los Angeles by making a Spanish album. She could have called it "Hey, Meester!" and featured dance songs about hot sauce and little girls in dresses and soccer shoes. I hate to call her a racist, but I think someone has some thinking to do.

Blake Lively, because well, it's Blake Lively:

Gossip Girl star, Leighton Meester, is by all accounts boring. So congratulations, Leighton. You just got interesting. TMZ reports:

Spotted ... "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester having sex with her BF... on video. We've learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes -- with several big exceptions ... one involving her very talented feet. We're told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company's spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, "We've seen the tape and we're hoping to close the deal."

For her sake, let's hope her sex tape is better than mine. To be honest, it wasn't really sexy when I pulled my pants down and those two twins crossed themselves and ran away screaming. I wonder what their deal was?


NSFW UPDATE: Apparently the deal has been closed, because you can see the first images of the tape HERE. Or you can pull out your credit card and allegedly see more of it here.

Not to turn you on, but my intestines feel like they're in a pile beside me, so luckily Leighton Meester and her ridiculously hot dress she wore to the 2009 MTV Movie Awards are here to make me feel better. I never really saw the big deal about this chick, because I'd rather watch footage of a shark attack than watch Gossip Girl, but damn that's a hot ass. This chick was born in prison, so besides dressing slutty, who knows what other unresolved issuesmagic awaits when you get this chick naked. I bet she gives up anal like Care Bears give out hugs.

I was gonna post these pictures of Gossip Girl star(?) Leighton Meester in a bikini a few days ago, then I thought who really gives a shit because nobody watches that show except 12 year old girls and gay dudes. Then I loaded the pics then they sat there for a few days, but then I woke up late today and I need to post something now, so here she is. I've seen better butts in an ashtray, but now you know what goes into making this site the shining star of the Internet it is today! Oh, what magic I create with my bored indifference!

This is a minor personal vendetta against a certain legal department that didn't notice my previous Kristen Bell pics were totally cited and linked, thus forcing me to take them down. I know I left you Bell-less, even if the photos weren't the greatest thing.

Kristen is shooting a film here in NYC, so she swung over to the Gossip Girl set (She's the narrator, ex-oh-ex-oh) to get some free hot dog lunch with the cast. I'm guessing from her lack of make-up (and eyebrows) that she's not so much in the episode, as a big fan of hot dogs.



However, there is one set of Kristen Bell photos that will forever be the favorites, the best, and those are Bell in her Princess Leia outfit from Fanboys.

You're welcome...

Leighton Meester went to some fashion show that I'm sure I would care about if I had ovaries, or if I was rich enough to take up expensive habits like buying clothes rather than making them by stitching together tampons I stretch out into 3" x 3" swaths. I like tampons shirt because they are absorbent, and Leighton Meester because she has enough cleavage to stare at, but not so much that she's made it a habit not to lean over. Keep leanin', Leighton!

Jessica Alba looked like she got TRASHED on New Year's Eve, probably to see if drunk sex after pregnancy is still awesome. [CityRag]

Instead of suing for divorce, this guy is suing for his kidney. "I want my kidney back" strangely fits in the Chile's baby-back rib song. [DListed]

Elisha Cuthbert is so hot, why must she tease us with dresses made for 60-year-olds? Next time, no dress would be nice. And much better. [Hollywood Tuna]

Tommy Lee is a douchebag, but his rules for his dressing room do encourage toplessness. We're having a moral crisis. [Celebslam]

Linda Hogan's bare ass: not as gross as the rest of Linda Hogan [Gone-Hollywood]

Patrick Swayze has cancer, but won't quit smoking. Because no one tells Dalton what to do. [PopCrunch]

Busted-ass celeb of the day? Rumor Willis, who will always look busted. [Just Jared]

Leighton Meester looks good, even when she's in the 80's-styled Reebok she's whoring. [Trendmill]

Leighton Meester is a star of one of those shows you probably don't watch unless you wax your ass crack. Her PR people want straight guys to watch that crap, so they're telling anyone who'll listen that Leighton Meeter is a "Yo mama..." joke. Star Magazine reports:

Leighton Meester, who plays the privileged Blair Waldorf in the hot TV series, was born while her mother was serving a federal prison sentence in Texas. The mom was allowed to stay in a halfway house for the birth, but had to return to prison on the day Leighton turned three months. The future star was raised by a relative while mom served out her sentence for her role in a major drug-running ring. None of those details appear in the actress' bio, which falsely lists the young star as being born in Marco Island, Fla., where her parents moved in the late '80s. And Leighton's mom isn't the only member of her family with a record - her father, grandfather and aunt all did hard time in federal prisons for drug dealing!"

I think it's safe to say that Leighton Meester has eaten more dick than Andrew Zimmern.


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