Fergie the midget clutz fell while wearing her stilts [Dlisted]
Nick Cannon pimps his wedding ring [Just Jared]
Hilary Duff isn't alluring [Hollywood Tuna]
Mariah Carey is already planning babies [Hollywood Rag]
Lindsay Lohan's lesbian ass (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Isla Fisher is still a red and white midget [Popsugar]
Olsen Twin porn [City Rag]
Mark Wahlberg has a new movie [Popoholic]
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is still cheesy and boring [Egotastic]
Nicole Richie pimps her little bastard [ASL]
Uma Thurman's panty upskirt (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Matt Damon sports the Pedostache [WIMB]

Sophie Howard and her huge jugs @ the Nuts Football Awards on May 7th:

Mischa Barton's cheesy cellulite [Hollywood Rag]
Lindsay Lohan's mom is a Mother of the Year [Dlisted]
Every Simpson's couch gag ever [College Humor]
Lindsay Lohan on Ugly Betty [Just Jared]
Hilary Duff and her questionable cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
Olsen Twin porn [City Rag]
More Bai Ling bikini pictures (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Heidi Klum is still in [Popsugar]
Uma Thurman's panty upskirt (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Mark Wahlberg has a new movie [Popoholic]
Rihanna gets Photoshopped [Egotastic]
John Travolta's subway heist costume [ASL]

Penelope Cruz at the beach:

Pink and Bai Ling playing around in their bikinis together [Hollywood Tuna]
White trash Britney Spears boards a private plane [Dlisted]
Katie Holmes is out of prison [Hollywood Rag]
He'll Knock You Out with Those Titanium Thighs (Iron Man) [Pajiba]
Jake and Reese get nailed [Just Jared]
Tom Cruise rocks the stink eye [City Rag]
Josie Maran in an affordable bikini (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Lindsay Lohan is a special guest star [Popsugar]
Khloe Kardashian flashes her panties (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Gwyneth Paltrow does GQ UK [Popoholic]
Bai Ling is still ugly [Egotastic]
Simon Cowell is worse than Paula Abdul [ASL]
Jimmy Kimmel's weight exposed [College Humor]

Amy Winehouse hanging out and being her usual gross self yesterday:

Beyonce Knowles is pregnant? [Dlisted]
David Blaine should not have stopped holding his breath [Hollywood Rag]
Gwyneth Paltrow does the jumpsuit jive [Just Jared]
Kelly Brook sports the "Mom Jeans" [Hollywood Tuna]
Donald Trump is a famous big mouth [City Rag]
Christina Ricci's scary face (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kelly Brook has roller coaster curves [Popoholic]
Come Sweet Death, One Last Caress (Zombie Strippers) [Pajiba]
Jenna Jameson is sad [ASL]
Reese Witherspoon keeps loving the gym [Popsugar]
Rebecca Romijn is still trying to be famous [Egotastic]
Ellen Pompeo has nipples (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Lindsay Lohan out partying and hiding her face last night:

Lindsay Lohan hangs low [Hollywood Rag]
Eva Mendes has luscious lips [Just Jared]
Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz might get a reality show [Dlisted]
Marisa Miller is a Puddle of Mud [Hollywood Tuna]
John Travolta has a new moustache [City Rag]
Jeremy Piven got a hot slut (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Happy trails to Sarah Michelle Gellar [Popsugar]
Pamela Anderson flashes her panties again (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Peyton Manning is pissed off [College Humor]
Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors are back again [Egotastic]
Clay Aiken is so gay [ASL]
Hilary Duff and her chompers promote her new movie [Popoholic]
'Shut Up and ...' No, Just Shut Up (Deal) [Pajiba]
Many thanks to David at Mog and Boing Boing for their love yesterday!

Dana Delany at the You've Got A Heart benefit gala on April 28th:

Phoebe Price chicken cutlet boobs and dead skin at the beach [Dlisted]
Salma Hayek grows a beard [Hollywood Tuna]
Christina Aguilera's pussy pits [City Rag]
Anna Faris almost slips a boob [Hollywood Rag]
Tom Cruise has another attention whore photo-op [Just Jared]
Jennifer Love Hewitt buttfucks her man (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Mischa Barton joins more C-listers at the MTV Australia Awards [Popsugar]
Jodie Marsh shows off her trashy thong (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Batman vs. The Dark Knight Trailer [College Humor]
Brooke Hogan poolside fugliness [Egotastic]
Paris Hilton precious moments [ASL]
Hilary Duff is still trying too hard to be hot [Popoholic]

Jenny McCarthy at the White House Correspondents Association dinner, April 26:

Nicole Richie's pregnant tits are gone [Dlisted]
Hilary Duff is a midget [Hollywood Tuna]
Owen Wilson looks like a lesbian [City Rag]
Mariah Carey isn't giving up her body [Hollywood Rag]
Sienna Miller looks haggard and hungover [Just Jared]
Ali Lohan is not hot (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Rachel McAdams has short black hair [Popsugar]
Billie Piper is topless (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
I Love a Girl, She Loves the Sunset (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) [Pajiba]
Jamie Kennedy talks about Disney sluts [College Humor]
Mischa Barton in Closing the Ring [Egotastic]
Mandy Moore wears stupid shoes [ASL]
Olivia Munn goes bikini cliff diving [Popoholic]

Padma Lakshmi at the Vanity Fair/Tribeca Film Festival on April 22:

Scarlett Johansson has some nice boobies [City Rag]
Carmen Electra turns 36 [Hollywood Rag]
Ewan McGregor had skin cancer [Just Jared]
Kim Kardashian wipes the skank off [Dlisted]
Hilary Duff wears skanky short shorts [Hollywood Tuna]
Chanelle Hayes is a desperate slut (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Paris Hilton pretends she can read [Popsugar]
Jodie Marsh mangled nip slip (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
88 Words (88 Minutes) [Pajiba]
Milo Ventimiglia made out with Fergie [ASL]
George Karl Getting Pumped [College Humor]
Elizabeth Hurley gets extreme Photoshopped [Egotastic]
Heather Graham's tight pink shirt [Popoholic]

Amy Winehouse smoking a joint outside a few nights ago: