Sorry about the late jump today, but more to the point, Dave has moved on to bigger and better things. The bad news is, you'll be stuck with me seven days a week now. And let's not kid ourselves, I pretty much suck at this. IDLYITW wishes Dave well in whatever he's doing right now, whether it be warming up a Hot Pocket or telling Hayden Panettiere to be quiet until the ether kicks in. So long, Dave. And thanks for all the fish.

In honor of 5/18, here's the instant erection Lucy Pinder in the new issue of NUTS Magazine. You can check out the gallery HERE, but if "Lucy Pinder" and "NUTS" didn't give it away, these are very, very, NSFW.

Lucy Pinder showed up at something called the Children's Champions Awards in London last night, and I don't know what those are, but I'm going to take a wild stab and say this outfit was inappropriate. Everybody in the room should have been listening to heartwarming stories of courage and hope, not jerking off in their wetnaps.

This picture of Lucy Pinder and her enormous rack have nothing to do with anything, it's just going up because it will get Shauna Sand off the homepage while I work on other crap. Hi five!

For those of you who don't know, Lucy Pinder is one of those famous big boobed UK girls who's famous for having big boobs. Until now, she's attracted the most attention because she acted like a big tease and wouldn't let us see her nipples. She finally let them breathe for Nuts magazine. I assume that's Nuts, as in "testicles" rather than "crazy talentless whores." Crazy Talentless Whores is a new magazine which will be owned and operated by Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. It'll be like the Fashion Cafe, except different, and without a token black whore.

Most of these are NSFW:

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