This picture of Lucy Pinder and her enormous rack have nothing to do with anything, it's just going up because it will get Shauna Sand off the homepage while I work on other crap. Hi five!

I have no idea what Ralph Magazine is, but apparently they can talk Lucy Pinder into doing a topless photoshoot. Not that it's difficult. I wouldn't recognize her in the street if she had on a shirt. She's naked in everything. She could win the Nobel Prize and when she walked on stage, the clapping would take an awkward pause then she'd look around, cover her tits, and slowly walk backwards like she was in minefield.

For those of you who don't know, Lucy Pinder is one of those famous big boobed UK girls who's famous for having big boobs. Until now, she's attracted the most attention because she acted like a big tease and wouldn't let us see her nipples. She finally let them breathe for Nuts magazine. I assume that's Nuts, as in "testicles" rather than "crazy talentless whores." Crazy Talentless Whores is a new magazine which will be owned and operated by Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. It'll be like the Fashion Cafe, except different, and without a token black whore.

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