Mark Wahlberg is a notorious jackass, so of course he couldn't help himself when he was asked about Kate Moss and their famous 1992 Calvin Klein ads in an interview with Nuts Magazine. The Sun reports:

"It was OK. I wasn't into the waif thing. She [Kate Moss] kind of looked like my nephew. I mean she's beautiful - she's a very pretty nephew - but I'm more into curvy women."

It's hard not to argue with Mark Wahlberg, I guess. Especially since Kate Moss looks like she should be dancing on a table with a top hat and umbrella explaining to Pinocchio about a good conscience.


Not looking a nephew, here's Lucy Pinder in this week's issue of Nuts Magazine. Ta-dow! NSFW:

I've run of stuff to say about Lucy Pinder's rack, because at some point, true art is meant to be looked upon and appreciated. Especially when it has melted ice cream dripping all over it. I'm currently testing how long a human male can go masturbating to these pictures, and I don't mean to brag, but I just made it through one full doorbell ring. Haha, beat that haters!

Most of these are NSFW:


Photo credit: Loaded

If you have a computer and your girlfriend usually falls asleep before you do, you've probably already seen Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard's tits. That's cool, man. I'm just putting these up because I read a study one time that said people like looking at tits. Not ugly ones, but for real, I did read that somewhere!

Click thumbnails for NSFW pics:


Photos: Nuts

I have no idea what Ralph Magazine is, but apparently they can talk Lucy Pinder into doing a topless photoshoot. Not that it's difficult. I wouldn't recognize her in the street if she had on a shirt. She's naked in everything. She could win the Nobel Prize and when she walked on stage, the clapping would take an awkward pause then she'd look around, cover her tits, and slowly walk backwards like she was in minefield.

There are so many great things to love about England, the weather, the dentistry, but nothing comes close to their women. I don't know what kind of human growth hormones they're getting from Barry Bonds, but basically every woman over there has an enormous rack. Just like Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard. And since every woman should be judged by the size of their boobs, UK girls rank somewhere between Jesus and the pyramids.

Lucy Pinder kept her top on, but if you want to see Lucy Pinder topless, click here.

These are NSFW:

If this site were based in the UK, I'd spend my days tending my garden, driving my motorcar to the market and writing about chicks like Michelle Marsh. She's in a British magazine or newspaper every day, and if you have a hard time picking her out, she's the one that usually has her tongue somewhere on Lucy Pinder. Think Ashlee Simpson without that pesky Y chromosome.

Petra Nemcova is way hotter [Hollywood Tuna]
Tyra Banks is obsessed with boobs and booty [Hollywood Rag]
Fergie is fug and greasy [Dlisted]
Keira Knightley likes Mom Jeans too [Just Jared]
Maria Menounos kicks it old school [Popoholic]
Lindsay Lohan gets Photoshopped for Allure [Egotastic]
Nancy Grace's sidekick gives us the wrong stats [College Humor]
Eddie Murphy's hot tub days [City Rag]
Jenna Elfman defends fellow Scientologist, Tom Cruise [ASL]
Nic and Jessica's Bogus Journey (Next) [Pajiba]
How many illegal aliens can you fit in a mini van? [Horny Oyster]
Hilary Duff sans makeup and tan [Popsugar]
Alyson Hannigan in a bikini (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Jenny McCarthy wins the "best breasts" debate [Double Viking]



Bonus: Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh. Girls kissing, for the win:

For those of you who don't know, Lucy Pinder is one of those famous big boobed UK girls who's famous for having big boobs. Until now, she's attracted the most attention because she acted like a big tease and wouldn't let us see her nipples. She finally let them breathe for Nuts magazine. I assume that's Nuts, as in "testicles" rather than "crazy talentless whores." Crazy Talentless Whores is a new magazine which will be owned and operated by Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. It'll be like the Fashion Cafe, except different, and without a token black whore.

Most of these are NSFW:

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