Since his ex-wife's dignity and self-respect was only worth $100 million, Tiger Woods is taking his remaining $500 million and building a Center For Whores Who Can Blow Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. TMZ reports:

With the real estate market still in the crapper ... Tiger Woods recently took out a $54.5 million mortgage for the mega-mansion he's building on Florida's exclusive Jupiter Island. TMZ has obtained legal documents filed in Martin County on August 27 -- four days after Tiger finalized his divorce from Elin Nordegren -- in which he lists himself as a "single man" ... possibly for the first time since his marriage ended. Tiger also agrees to pay back the gargantuan loan by January 15, 2016. So, it seems there's one group of people counting on Tiger to make a comeback -- his lenders. Tiger's property spans across three parcels of land ... and as we've previously reported, the estate will include a tennis court, oxygen therapy room, multiple pools and a state-of-the-art fitness center.

I'm sure Elin is a nice lady with many admirable qualities, but Tiger Woods is one of the most famous athletes in the world. He shouldn't be changing diapers, he should be waking up on top of twin 18-year old's with nosebleeds and paper macheing models with hundreds and semen.

Note: The banner pic is Lucy Pinder. Tiger should try to hit that.

I've been getting a lot of requests for Lucy Pinder lately, so here she is with her legendary rack in the new issue of NUTS. In other news, Christina Hendricks is on the cover of the new issue of DONUTS. I'm not sure, but I don't think these two are related.

Screw it, I'm just gonna post tits all day because I'm lazy, so here's Lucy Pinder in the current issue of the appropriately titled, NUTS magazine. Say what you want about her face, but when she dies I'm pretty sure her rack will be dipped in gold and put on a satin pillow and her obituary will include the phrase "gallons of semen".


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Angelina Jolie reveals a touching tribute to her mother [Popeater]
Keeley Hazell in Maxim. Dear God. [Popoholic]
2010 Pirelli Calendar (waaay NSFW) [TaxiDriver Movie]
AnnaLynne McCord's nipples support Haiti [Egotastic]
Sexy girls in pigtails [COED Magazine]
Jersey Shore's JWoww has naked pics, dignity for sale [Celebslam]
Tiger isn't getting divorced [Cele|bitchy]
All Miranda Kerr topless all the time [Cityrag]
Weatherman compares snowfall to the size of his dick [College Humor]
Coco loves Ice T's stroke [Heyman Hustle]
Portland Trailblazer's 7'2" center Greg Oden has nude photos [Hoopsvibe]

Lucy Pinder and her 32G boobs turned 26 today, so please join me in wishing her a happy birthday. Also, if you want to join me I'd appreciate it. My forearm is a little tired.

I would post pictures of Lucy Pinder, but this site is basically an unofficial fan page so to see every picture we've ever posted of her, click HERE. Merry Christmas.


32G's and sorta kind smart:



Press the red button:

Despite being the greatest publication in the history of the world, Nuts Magazine might convert intergalactic warlords to Christianity by dressing up Lucy Pinder and Rosie Jones in Santa's Little Helper outfits. Which of course they immediately take off. Like I did after my conversation with Megan Fox yesterday when she told me I got her pregnant. Then I hung up. You can't live in the past, man.

NOTE: You probably didn't make it this far, but if you did, CLICK ON THE BANNER. IMMEDIATELY. (NSFW)

Christ, I mention tits this morning and that's all you guys care about. Well, what about me?! What about my feelings?! Don't touch me! What does everything have to be about you?!

CLICK ON THE BANNER PIC TO SEE HOW MUCH GOD LOVES LUCY PINDER AND EVE WYRWAL AND HOW MUCH HE HATES YOU (NSFW)

Let's face it, soccer is the most popular sport in the world because when the rest of the world were thinking about a sport to play, they looked around and saw some burning tires and a half-inflated ball while they were washing their clothes in the river and decided to kick the ball around. Then one guy said, "Hey, you try to kick the ball here and I'll try to get the ball there and we'll get two other dudes to stand where I just pointed to try to block it, because holy crap this is shit boring." My point being, America kicks ass. We can afford actual equipment. We invented baseball, basketball, and real football. We don't have the time to waste four hours watching a bunch of foppish dandies have a 0-0 tie. I have no idea what the point of this rambling nonsense is about at this point, but look! Lucy Pinder! Soccer! Tits!

You can check out the pics of the shoot HERE if you want. Or not. I can't live your life.