Macy Gray is right about one thing: "Drink water." It's very important.

This post of sad Jessica Alba doesn't have a title, which makes it all the more puzzling, and awesome. [Hollywood Gossip]

If Megan Fox can't get Brian Austin Green to care, I'm sure we're all in line to replace him. [LaineyGossip]

Hayden Panettiere squished her boobs for the Golden Globes. There wasn't that much to squish in the first place. [Bastardly]

Odette Yustman is going to be in Esquire, and one picture has leaked. One picture of Odette Yustman deserves a link. [Popoholic]

Romana from South Carolina like to drink to Thunderstruck by AC/DC. We might be compatible. [CollegeHumor]

Lucy Pinder is some British woman who was first to get voted off Celebrity Big Brother. Yet she was on camera enough for a montage clip of her "breast bits." [Hollywood Tuna]

Victoria Beckham doesn't always look good, so this ad for Armani Underwear is quite the occasion. [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

Imagine who they want you to vote for! You'll never believe it!:

Jessica Alba took a musical stand for Barack Obama today, with an appearance in Will.I.Am's new video We Are One. The just-released black-and-white pro-Obama project also features Ryan Philippe, John Leguizamo, singer Macy Gray, actor/rapper Tyrese, Ugly Betty's Eric Mabius, Fantastic Four's Kerry Washington, Everyone Hates Chris' Tichina Arnold, comedian George Lopez, Friday Night Lights' Adrienne Palicki and The Boondocks' Regina King. In it, mom-to-be Jessica, 26, who's in her third trimester, says, "I would like to see a cleaner Earth, for my child, who I'm bringing into the world very soon."

I'm really glad I saw this video. I was struggling to find the right candidate for me, but thanks to the encouragement of a bunch of overpaid high-school dropouts and talking mannequins, I've learned that if you chant Obama's name over and over, something magical will happen! He's just like Candyman, only lighter!