Mark Wahlberg is a notorious jackass, so of course he couldn't help himself when he was asked about Kate Moss and their famous 1992 Calvin Klein ads in an interview with Nuts Magazine. The Sun reports:

"It was OK. I wasn't into the waif thing. She [Kate Moss] kind of looked like my nephew. I mean she's beautiful - she's a very pretty nephew - but I'm more into curvy women."

It's hard not to argue with Mark Wahlberg, I guess. Especially since Kate Moss looks like she should be dancing on a table with a top hat and umbrella explaining to Pinocchio about a good conscience.


Not looking a nephew, here's Lucy Pinder in this week's issue of Nuts Magazine. Ta-dow! NSFW:

Mark Wahlberg made his guest appearance on SNL this weekend (as telegraphed) , and boy was it hilarious. He basically did everything Samberg did in the first skit, except with way more awkward wooden line delivery and less animals. Man, what a riot! The only thing could be funnier than listening to Marky Mark recite lines would be Frankenstein reading a recipe.

Mark arriving at the Jimmy Kimmel Live! taping last week:


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Mark Wahlberg says the same things to me while we're having sex, and so what if our chicken is there while we're doing it? Who are you to criticize? Is your chicken as camera friendly? Are you picking my hair out of your clothes on Kimmel? No. Envy is a sin, my friends.

Thanks, Ginny!

Andy Samberg did a sketch two weeks ago on SNL called, "Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals." Mark Wahlberg was not pleased. In a Q&A with the New York Post, Wahlberg says:

"Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn't like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that's for sure. And "Saturday Night Live" hasn't been funny for a long time. They've asked me to do the show a ton of times. I used to watch it when Eddie Murphy was there and Joe Piscopo and Bill Murray. I don't even know who's on the show now."

Ah, I see. So it's cool to make fun of other people, but it becomes a problem when it's about you. Maybe you should lighten the hell up. Or maybe you should try an acting class. That might help. Especially since a BB gun has more range than you, jackass.