If you've been dating your boyfriend since 2007 and he hasn't asked you to marry him yet, sorry about these last two posts on the the site today :( He doesn't love you, obviously. Sorry you had to find out this way. New York Post reports:

Matthew McConaughey celebrated an extra special Christmas by popping the question to his longtime partner, Camila Alves. "Just asked camila to marry me, merry Christmas," the 42-year-old actor posted on his WhoSay social networking account, accompanied by a snap of the two kissing in front of a Christmas tree. The "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" star has been dating the 29-year-old Brazilian model since 2007 and the couple has two children together -- Levi, three, and Vida, one.

I've always like McConaughey. I mean he likes to get high and do stupid shit but can still manage to talk a Brazilian model into no letting him pull out twice. I don't know that much about Camila Alves, but look at her face. I bet she hired a white maid out of spite.

Matthew McConaughey's mom wrote a book. This is the "shocking" part to make you want to buy it. US Magazine says:

In her new book, I Amaze Myself!, Kay McConaughey dishes on everything from her son Matthew's conception to how her husband died in a compromising position with her! "On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love," Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. "But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. "I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!" And when her man couldn't be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff. I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey - and his gift,' she says."

Wow! Kay McConaughey is amazing! Her son is a pothead, her grandson's name is Miller Lyte, and her husband died on top of her. Imagine that, on top of her! What an extraordinary life! Please Kay, tell us your secret!

Matthew out surfing earlier this month:


Photos: Splash

With his girlfriend, Camila Alves, due to give birth to his first child sometime in August, Matthew McConaughey is glowing with anticipation and excited about his future as a father. He celebrated that future on June 6th like any normal man would. By going to Nicaragua, getting piss drunk, and trying to bang any woman he could get his hands on. Woo hoo! Star Magazine reports:

He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old," claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. "He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around. "A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, 'I've lost my flip-flops!'"

I have to admit, this is pretty bad. Getting drunk and trying to have sex with random chicks just isn't cool, man. Because drunk sex takes too long. And I have places to be. Yes, sweetie, you only get three minutes. What, did you think I was in love all of a sudden?

McConaughey and Camilla on June 15th:


Photos: Splash

It's a miserably slow gossip day today, so much so that the biggest stories are Lindsay Lohan's whore boyfriend with whores, and Britney eating her hand, so here are some pictures of Matthew McConaughey on the set of Surfer Dude. It's pretty hard to say anything bad about Matthew McConaughey. He's almost 40 and looks like this. He prefers to live in an Airstream trailer next to the beach rather than in a mansion full of maids and servants. He also knows how to cook his own food, use tools and fix his own stuff (he's also an incredible naked bongos player). He's about as "all man" as most Hollywood stars get. This is what Tom Cruise pretends to be, but isn't. I heard whenever there's a leaky faucet or a light bulb burns out in Tom Cruise's house, he curls up in a ball on the floor and cries.