Megan Fox's new movie, Jennifer's Body is reportedly god-awful, but who are we kidding? So are all of her movies. Diablo Cody couldn't write realistic dialogue if the Jigsaw Killer had her chained to a mountain lion, so anybody circling their calendars for this piece of crap should probably prepare themselves now. On the brightside, Megan Fox dresses like a cheerleader and has a topless scene, and I'm not going to lie, that's what my dreams have looked like for the past two years.

You can see the rest of the stills HERE. You know if you're into chicks covered in blood. Pervert.

In this time of tragedy and loss, it's always good to reflect on the beauty in life and try to remember that life is fleeting and we should appreciate each moment like it was our last. Or whatever gay shit I can say that would be a good intro to post pictures of Megan Fox and her hot ass leaving The Late Show with David Letterman last night. I realize I post about this whore way too much, and I probably won't for a while, but do you really want another Michael Jackson post? You can't. I mean, just look at the banner picture. Megan seems rather offended by your suggestion.

Megan Fox left whatever that show Jimmy Fallon hosts the other day in a pair of the tightest jeans I've ever seen. I appreciate the effort, but how am I supposed to get my tongue in there, with a shoehorn? Sweetie, you really need to think about these things if want me to stand outside in your bushes anymore.

I'm not really sure how Megan Fox's international tour for the premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen became my own personal porn, but she better run out of countries soon because my doctor just told me that this is really going to blow up my deductible. Thanks, Megan!

My obsession with Megan Fox has reached damn near crisis levels, so you can imagine my reaction after I saw these pictures of her at the AustralianBerlin premiere of that one movie she's in now. To my credit, I was missing the other sock anyway.

The fact that Megan Fox has her thumb in her mouth and my girlfriend had her thumb in her mouth last night isn't lost on me, so I took it as a sign to take the opportunity to post pictures of Megan at the Seoul premiere of Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen yesterday. I have no idea who or what this "Fallen" they're referring to, but we can go ahead and rule out my penis.

Yeah, so, here's Megan Fox at the premiere of The Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen, and sure, I could say that she's pretty and that I want to squigee her clitoris with my tongue, but quite frankly, I think it would be kind of redundant with the card and present I just sent her and all. I really hoped she liked everything, especially the heart. That homeless guy seemed pretty attached to it.

The full scans of Megan Fox in GQ are finally out, so here they are. I wasn't going to post these, because this is basically a Megan Fox fan site, but my penis twirled his mustache then kidnapped a damsel and tied her to a railroad track. "You'll rue the day," he exclaimed, "Rue it!"