Say what you want about a group of single moms shuffling around on stage to songs that were popular 15 years ago, but Scary Spice is still getting it done. Jesus, look at this chick's abs. I don't know if she should be in a bikini or fighting Xerxes army.

I have no idea what The Peep Show at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Vegas is, but apparently if you like half-naked 30-something moms who were famous twelve years ago, then it's magical world of lust and wonder awaits you. Specifically, Mel B of the Spice Girls and 1997 Playboy Playmate Kelly Monaco (5'3", 34D - yes, please) await you, but who am I to judge? Go live your dream, sir. Go live your dream.

Stephen Belafonte, Melanie Brown's husband of two months, stated he was "single" on their marriage license. Thing is, he was "divorced". Divorced from Nicole Contreras. The Nicole Contreras he beat the shit out of in 2003. The Mirror reports:

Court papers filed 24 hours later accuse Belafonte of "willfully and unlawfully" using violence against Nicole. Belafonte pleaded "no contest" to the battery charge...Belafonte could have faced up to a year in jail. But he was let off with a suspended sentence and probation. He was also ordered to attend the year-long domestic violence program - and stay away from Nicole. Belafonte began the program in 2003 but skipped so many classes that he was thrown out twice...Another ex-girlfriend of Belafonte, who asked not to be named, yesterday told how he cheated on her. She said: "He never invited me over, never introduced me to his friends, never talked about his family. We met about two weeks after he broke up with the mother of his daughter. "But he later told me that he was still sleeping with her throughout the whole time we dated. "I knew in my gut something wasn't right about this guy. He was such a psycho and all-round weirdo."

Wow, this guy seems like he has a lot to offer Mel B and her newborn baby. Namely, flying into psychotic rages. And that's just the thing Dr. Spock recommends for kids. Man, how did Mel B get so lucky?

Scary Spice and husband in Miami a few days ago:

Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Scary Spice, gave birth to a 5 lbs. 4 oz. baby girl shortly after midnight this morning at Saint John's Hospital in Santa Monica. Her rep said:

The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair. Mother and baby are now resting. No name has been decided on as yet and she is purely known as Baby Brown."

The father was unavailable for comment, because no one seems to know who the father is. Brown thinks it's Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy thinks it's not Eddie Murphy. So yeah, glad all this could be worked out before the kid was born. What a great life she's gonna have! Her mom sleeps around, and she calls her grandpa "Dad." You only need two words to see how this is going to end up: exotic dancing.

Scary Spice at the beach a while ago. Sorry:


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