French journalist and news anchor, Melissa Theuriau, was in Miami with her husband, French actor/comedian, Jamel Debbouze, when she decided to give him a blowjob and roll all over him like he was on fire. At least I think she's giving him a blowjob. It's possible a snake could have jumped out of the pool and bit his penis. Then Melissa gently laid him back on his chair and sucked the poison out with her ass in the air. Yeah, that sounds like a reasonable explanation for these pictures.

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Hayden Panettiere beats the odds every day by overcoming the challenges of being a little person. Hayden Panettiere's dad beats Hayden's mom. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Hayden Panettiere's dad, Alan, has been arrested for allegedly battering his wife -- Hayden's mom. Alan Panettiere was arrested this morning on a felony count of domestic violence. He was popped after allegedly striking Lesley Panettiere in the face at around 3:00 AM today. He is currently being held on $50,000 bail."

Hitting a woman is never cool, so I can imagine how being a battered housewife must suck. I hear it's just like getting your ass kicked but you have to make dinner afterwards.