Why Did She Buy The Top?
Mena Suvari should know that she should only take pictures bent over and from behind, so I really hope they gave her a discount on this bikini. Because, let's be honest, I've seen bigger racks at a daycare.
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Mena Suvari should know that she should only take pictures bent over and from behind, so I really hope they gave her a discount on this bikini. Because, let's be honest, I've seen bigger racks at a daycare.
Mena Suvari Has a Huge Ass
Mena Suvari is like 5'4" and has tits you'd normally see at a 5th grade dance, but put her face in the pillow and God has given you something to work with. Jesus, her ass doesn't even look like part of her body. She probably has to shop at the Target for centaurs. Fitting her ass in regular pants would be like the time I tried to fit my penis in a paper towel roll. There's a good chance they would explode like Maui.
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Mena Suvari at Andy Warhol's 80th Birthday party yesterday:
Mena Suvari Has a Nice Ass
There's really not much you can say about Mena Suvari's ass in a thong other than if yours looked like this, you should be legally required to wear a thong. If you didn't, a black kid would receive a scholarship to college. No, wait, I mean a black kid wouldn't get a scholarship to college. Hold on, which one is the bad one?
Photos thanks to Jake and Seth via email!
Mena Suvari is Mentally Stable
In case you didn't know, Mena Suvari shaved her head last week and here are some pictures of her from this weekend. She doesn't have cancer and she doesn't have any Holocaust movies coming up, so I guess that only leaves "crazy," which for some reason, is kinda hot. Because, after all, crazy chicks are great and she does have this. And according to the Pythagorean Theorem, crazy chick + hot ass = unlimited anal.
Mena Suvari is at the Beach
Here's Mena Suvari with some guy on the beach. I really don't know much about these pictures, but I do know Mena has a cute butt and her boyfriend kinda looks like Johnny Knoxville, if Johnny Knoxville was slightly retarded and had full-blown AIDS. In fact, I'm pretty sure Mena is examining his lesions in the first picture.
