Steven Spielberg made Jaws, E.T., Raiders of The Lost Ark, Jurassic Park, and Schindler's List. But recently he made Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skulls, put up money for The Transformers franchise, and recently got a blowjob from J.J. Abrams in which he described as "super" and "a definite 8". Now, Michael Bay reveals that Spielberg recent bad track record isn't just an accident. The Daily Mail reports:

Steven Spielberg demanded Megan Fox be fired from the latest Transformers film after she insulted its director, it has been revealed. The Hollywood legend was outraged after the screen beauty compared Michael Bay to Hitler during a press interview. The 25-year-old actress was quickly dumped from the film and replaced by British model Rosie Huntington-Whitley. Fox had tried to claim she left the third in the series of the films to pursue other acting opportunities. But ahead of the July 4 premiere of Transformers 3 director Bay has revealed for the first time he was told to get rid of the actress. He said: 'You know the Hitler thing. Steven (Spielberg) said, fire her right now.'

Uh oh. Somebody needs to put on his big boy Holocaust panties. But I guess if we've learned anything from this, it's that the closest thing Megan Fox will get to Hollywood now is a Redbox.

Two men are suing director Michael Bay, not because they paid to see Transformers 2, because Bay's bodyguard is a T-1000 when he drinks.

In a new lawsuit obtained by TMZ ... Joshua Stewart and Paul Klimczak claim on August 24, 2008, they were at Kiss Nightclub when they got into a scuffle with a man they claim is Bay's private security guard. According to the suit, the man was intoxicated ... yet the club -- also a defendant -- continued to serve him alcohol. The suit claims club security kicked the plaintiffs out along with the security guard, placing them in close proximity with each other. The dispute continued outside the club when the plaintiffs claim they tried to just walk away. It was then, they say, when Bay's security guard struck them in the head with a handgun, rendering both of them unconscious. The plaintiffs were taken by ambulance to a hospital, where they were treated for broken teeth, broken bones, facial contusions and other injuries. They say Bay's security guard left the scene. The suit, which seeks unspecified damages, does not reveal what started the fight.

This happened in 2008, so these guys had two years to come up with a better story than this. It should have included an actual Decepticon or a boxing kangaroo because getting pistol whipped by the guy who protects the dude who directed Armageddon probably isn't something you'd wanna tell people.

Note: Is it me or does Michael Bay look like he should be playing keytar in a Phil Collins cover band?

A lot has been made of Megan Fox's departure of Transformers 3. Some blame it on her being a raging cunt who whines and complains about the slightest inconvenience, other say "Transformers? Do what now?" That one gay dude said:

"Megan only got $800,000 for Transformers 2," claims a robot-flick insider very familiar with Fox's personal and professional dealings. "I heard her say she only got $800,000 several times, and, I guarantee you, that's why she didn't do the third one. She wanted more money." While Megan may not have been paid equal to, say, Shia LaBeouf, another source tells us the money stuff isn't true. "She got paid way more than that," says a close Fox friend and ally. "This was never about money. It's always been how she was treated as a human being, it just wasn't good." No discrepancy on that from our Transformers source—like, at all: "[Megan] would constantly complain about having to go to work, she never wanted to do it," dishes the franchise know-it-all. "Bay would constantly scream at her. He would scream at everyone, but especially Megan. Imagine a really, really bitchy grandmother on the set, and that's what Michael Bay is like." Calls to reps for both Bay and Fox have not been returned, as yet. M.B. certainly has the reputation around town of being very hard to work for, especially if you're a woman. Our Transformers insider says Megan told him: "All [Bay] wants to do is shoot my ass and my tits, I hate him!'" While Megan's mouthing-off ways may helped seal her Transformers 3 fate, our Fox insider adds Megan would have "never" gone back, anyway. "Not the way she was treated."

I believe anything a hot chick tells me, so screw you Michael Bay. Although, all I want to do is shoot on her tits and ass, so I might not be the most qualified to present a valid argument.

Megan Fox's tits in Jennifer's Body:

Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret commercial hit online today, and besides casting Megan Fox to wear cut off shorts and a tank top, this is probably the best work he's ever done. But I don't want to sound like I'm giving him credit. To reiterate, it's Michael Bay. A circus seal could bounce a camera on his head for two hours and when you played it back it would be, at worst, better than Armageddon and Transformers 2.

Despite calling Michael Bay "Hitler" in interviews and an anonymous letter from crew members that said she was a insufferable bitch on the set of Transformers 2, Megan Fox has been officially welcomed back by the Transformers 3 director on his official website.

Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture, Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.

I've having a hard time figuring out if that was supposed to be funny or he just wants to have sex with her. Because if he thinks she's into unfunny guys who want to pin her knees to her ears, the line starts back here buddy.