And it only took one broken marriage, seven years, and six kids.

TMZ reports:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are finally engaged -- this according to Brad's rep.
Brad's manager Cynthia Pett-Dante released a statement confirming the engagement, but says there's no wedding date yet -- as of now, the engagement is simply a "promise for the future."
Angelina was photographed on Wednesday wearing what appears to be her engagement ring. Click here for the photo.

So why this show of commitment now? Brad and Angelina always said they wouldn't get married until gay marriage was legal, but then their kids are too young to understand the complex realities surrounding basic civil rights. So the official word is they are doing this because the kids want them to, but we all know what this is really about. Angie is in talks to star with Michael Fassbender in The Counselor, which starts filming this summer. She is a man-eater with a documented penchant for her co-stars. And she's probably seen Shame. Brad has probably seen Shame. (You should go watch Shame.) Everyone knows what the younger, hotter Irishman is packing. So cheating is pretty much inevitable. Brad can only hope the prongs on that boulder rip out some of Michael's ginger short and curlies every time Angie rips his pants off.

At least one guy from the X-Men: First Class set, Michael Fassbender, won't be invited to a taping of Maury once January Jones has her baby. That's because he was banging Zoe Kravitz on the set of X-Men: First Class. Us Magazine reports:

Ready for another Hollywood super couple? X-Men: First Class costars Zoe Kravitz, 22, and Michael Fassbender, 34, couldn't keep their hands off each other during a romantic stroll through NYC's West Village on Sunday. Earlier that morning, the two had brunch with a handful of friends, including Kravitz' ex, actor Ben Foster, 30. Though the costars began dating while filming the Marvel flick in 2010, this is the first time the two have been photographed together (excluding promotional appearances). So what stopped them from going public sooner? "They're really low-key, but they have a great time together just talking music or movies," a source tells Us Weekly. "They really didn't want to be a topic of conversation during the press for X-Men." As for their 12-year age difference, the source tells Us that "Zoe's really mature for her age in that she has very strong opinions and she is very confident in herself. Most people are shocked to learn she's so young; she doesn't really bring it up and age would never stop her from dating anybody."

As expected, Zoe Kravitz looks like Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet had a kid. I mean, she's cute and all, but put her in a scarf and a motorcycle jacket and it would be really hard not to question your sexuality. Because her dad wears scarves and motorcycle jackets. And she looks like her dad. So if she put on a scarf and a motorcycle jacket then she would look like her dad even more. And her dad is a man. Then if you wanted to have sex with her when she was dressed like that then you would have to question your sexuality, especially if she was playing a guitar, see because then she would look like a man then that would mean you might think you're gay and things would get kinda weird and...I'm talking in circles again aren't I? Oh, fuck you. Whatever. You know what I mean.