Apparently one person in Switzerland doesn't mind coming to America, because Swiss-German actress, Michelle Hunziker, was in Beverly Hills yesterday shooting some movie I'll never see. If you're like me, you've never heard of this chick before, so I'm cool with making sweeping generalizations and saying her hobbies include meatballs, hot cocoa, unoriginal 1997 armband tattoos, and anal sex. Although I'm not really sure about the anal sex part. That was more of a suggestion. Hey, Michelle. Call me.

Geographical update: Ok, so I don't know the difference between Sweden and Switzerland. I know one has a bikini team, but other than that I don't really care. Sorry!

Michelle Hunziker is a Swiss actress, model, singer, and television personality, but success in America has proven difficult, so wedging her bikini in her ass is a positive first step in changing that. I'm not even sure what her face looks like, mainly because her ass is fantastic. If elected her boyfriend, I promise to drill her until we are no longer dependent on foreign oil.

IDLYITW has been unsexily overrun by old people and midget sex recently, so here's Swiss actress/model/singer, Michelle Hunziker, to fix all that. Damn, she has a hot ass. Legend has it that if you stick your tongue on it, a portal to a magical world will be opened where you will witness miraculous acts of wonder and be granted untold riches.