The first full official trailer for Iron Man 2 hit online today um,...HOLY SHIT! It's gonna be hard to top the first one, but Robert Downey, Jr. owns as usual then you add Mickey Rourke as Whiplash, Scarlett Johansson (pictures) as Black Widow, Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury, and Don Cheadle as Col. Jim Rhodes/War Machine. The only way this trailer could be any more awesome is if it showed Iron Man blowing up Osama Bin Laden at a party where Megan Fox is going down on Kelly Brook.

I don't know if that is really Mickey Rourke's dog, but I hope it is. [ICYDY]

Hugh Jackman's daughter Ava would probably not fall off her bike as much if she would ride it with her eyes open. [ImNotObsessed]

The belly of the octuplet mom is like an oversized gumball machine orb. Except the gum comes out her vag, and the gum lives. [JustJared]

Ashton Kutcher dropped a baby off a balcony in Berlin. It was a fake baby, but Ashton Kutcher isn't a real celebrity anymore, so it's comparable. [SocialiteLife]

Mary-Kate Olsen has no soul, and these pictures fit with my argument. [PopSugar]

Who doesn't love some good Brooklyn Decker body paint photos? Or really any body paint photos. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

It shouldn't surprise you Lindsay Lohan can't drive well, she is a woman. And as long as women keep driving horribly, I'll hammer home this tired point. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Someone lied to Jessica Simpson and told her the MSG show she's singing at was sold out. [LaineyGossip]

If the British will flash Mickey Rourke's damaged mug, I best buy a plane ticket. [BadAndUgly]

You know who was at The Reader premiere? Kate Winslet. Who is naked in it. [LaineyGossip]

Liv Tyler has nice legs. Face questionable, legs nice. Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]

Miranda Kerr's legs are almost the right size to reach underneath my fridge and get those cookies that fell behind it. If she can grab cookies with her toes, that is. [SocialiteLife]

Allure has hotness Isla Fisher on it's pages. [Egotastic]

Michel Phelps takes a good bong pic, but who celeb pot smoking sometimes boils down to the classic apple, right Charlize? [CityRag]

For those of you guessing if I am secretly Thumbman, I wish. I am far less attractive and have much more hair. Maybe to a fault. Wait. Certainly to fault.

Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow is actually up for a Grammy. Like people care about the Grammys. [LaineyGossip]

For some reason, this video of three relatively hot chicks shotgunning a beer is really interesting to me. Maybe because I'm afraid this is some sort of stupid viral thing. Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]

During Chuck's pointless 3D episode, Yvonne Strahovski got down to her underwear. It looked like this in 2 dimensions. [Popoholic]

It took about a week of Demi Moore being on Twitter before it was recognized by the gossip rags. [Popwatch]

This Katie Price picture takes 2 seconds to look at, and it's worth exactly those 2 seconds. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

This outfit means Mickey Rourke is our busted-ass celeb of the day. [BWE]

And for the Thumbman approved downer of the day? Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsberg has cancer. [PerezHilton]

I guess when you're the genius behind Pi, Requiem For a Dream, The Fountain, and The Wrestler, people let you get away with stuff. Stuff like flipping off somebody who is accepting an award on live television. In related news, I just threw a bottle cap away even though it said I won a free Mountain Dew! Darren Aronofsky and I are just rebels like that I guess!

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Mickey Rourke is a mortal lock for a Best Actor nomination for his role as a washed up professional wrestler in Darren Aronofsky's The Wrestler, but Sean Penn is also considered a strong candidate for his work in Milk, in which he plays, Harvey Milk, California's first openly homosexual public official. Just don't tell Mickey Rourke that. The Daily Beast says:

After his December 23 appearance on David Letterman, Rourke told someone backstage that he was surprised that so many people seemed to think that Penn was his Oscar competition since "I'm not even sure he’ll get a nomination." On December 28, a Los Angeles entertainment honcho shared a text message that Rourke had sent him: "Look seans an old friend of mine and i didnt buy his performance at all—thought he did an average pretend acting like he was gay besides hes one of the most homophobic people i kno" [sic]

Sean Penn is a pretentious douchebag in real life, so this really doesn't come as a surprise. When he's not in the enabling confines of a movie set, he's punching photographers and eating with Hugo Chavez. Sure, he's a good actor, but so are those Geico cavemen. I mean, how did they learn how to speak English and ride motorcycles?! They're cavemen!

Once again, Marisa Tomei topless in The Wrestler. You're welcome, you perverts (NSFW):