When Miley Cyrus showed up to Sunday's CNN Heroes: An All Star Tribute (here), it led many pervsdoctors to speculate that the singer/actress had recently undergone breast enhancement surgery. Radar Online reports:
"Her breasts are very nice and round and it looks like she has had them done," said cosmetic physician Dr. Tahl Humes of Vitahl Medical Aesthetics in Colorado. "If you look at the volume, it appears she has had a breast augmentation.
Miley is, of course, denying these allegations. Duh.
"Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they'd realize you don't have to be fake to be beautiful!" the 19-year-old Hannah Montana star tweeted on Tuesday.
Yes. Her breasts are very nice and round and perky. That's because she's 19. I realize I'm not a doctor, but trust me on this one, bro.
Miley Cyrus attended the CNN Heroes: An All Star Tribute this weekend to tell all those people who are changing the world to fuck off because she apparently has tits now.
The Daily snagged a video of Miley Cyrus calling herself a stoner. The article goes on to point out that Miley says this in front of her parents, Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus, but I don't think they care. When you're using your daughter's cash to pay for Valtrex and Plan B after you fuck Bret Michaels, you're probably not going to ground her for ganja.
Kelly Osbourne is throwing Miley Cyrus a birthday party. It's a slow news day. E! Online reports:
"It's intimate, but it's going to be the sickest thing she's ever seen in her life," Osbourne tells us exclusively. "Although I see her on the same level mentally as me, I also realize that Miley's 19 and she deserves to still have fun," the 27-year-old Fashion Police host said of her So Undercover costar. "Because that girl has so much pressure on her and has worked her ass off her entire life that I think a lot of the time people forget that she deserves to have fun too. So that was my mission for her, to make her birthday...the best day ever." Osbourne stayed tight-lipped on specifics but did tease, "I've got all sorts of madness and craziness." Osbourne says she's been planning the party for days and was even at the event venue until 11 p.m. on Monday working everything out.
Considering the amount of time Kelly Osbourne's spent in rehab and the amount of shit Miley Cyrus got for smoking something legal, I can't wait to see what kind of madness and craziness they'll get into. I bet it'll involve pie and talking shit about people more relevant than they are. Or maybe pie baked into a cake and talking shit about their dads and people more relevant than they are. Those girls know how to rage!
Effeminate wigger and Disney star who played Oliver Oken on Hannah Montana, Mitchel Musso (yes, that banner pic is a male), was popped in Burbank yesterday morning with a DUI. He's also 20. TMZ reports:
Law enforcement sources tell us ... 20-year-old Musso was pulled over at 3:43 AM Sunday ... after he failed to slow down for cops who were directing traffic for an unrelated accident. We're told ... cops approached Musso's 2007 black Mercedes Benz and detected a "strong odor of alcohol." Musso -- who also stars on the Disney hits "Pair of Kings" and "PrankStars" -- was given a field sobriety test ... and we're told he performed poorly. Law enforcement sources also tell us ... Musso was given a breathalyzer test and blew WELL ABOVE .08 ... the legal limit in CA for people who are OVER the age of 21. Musso was booked on suspicion of DUI and hauled to a nearby station. Bail was set at $5,000. According to his booking sheet, Musso is 5'8" and 133 lbs.
5'8" and 133 lbs.? There's no way. It would take a lot more wine coolers than that to make you blow "well above" the legal limit. Maybe he was brushing his hair in his Barbie vanity and lost count. I have to admit, they do go down pretty smooth.
This kid's more fucked than Noah. E! Online reports:
Miley Cyrus is gaining a sister-in-law! That's right, they may not be confirming anything else, but they are confirming this: Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song are engaged! The couple, who began dating in spring 2010 and who, at least at last check, are expecting their first child together, revealed the happy news on (where else?) Twitter this afternoon. "I am very excited to say, last week I asked my girlfriend Brenda Song to marry me and she said YES! We are both very excited to be engaged!" the 22-year-old fiancé announced... No wedding date has yet been announced for the couple, which makes two unknowns for the young duo. Though a source confirmed to E! News back in August that Brenda was pregnant, last month her mother Mai Song reportedly (grain of salt alert) spoke to Star, and adamantly declared that her daughter is "actually not pregnant." For her part, Song has taken pains to maintain a low profile (save for today's bling-baring excursion), and when she has appeared in public, it's always been under the protection of some pretty baggy clothes.
I don't have the energy to go into what the kid's going to look like or how damaged one's relationship with her father has to be for her to have sex with something that looks like Trace Cyrus, so I'll just say this. They don't need to confirm the pregnancy at all, because everyone knows that the only way to get a 22-year-old man to marry you is by "missing" a pill or blaming it on antibiotics. Or by promising him citizenship, but I'm pretty sure Trace Cyrus doesn't hang dry wall for a living.
I have no idea who this guy is, but apparently he bleeds orange from his neck, because I'm sure he's heard Miley Cyrus doesn't wear bras anymore. "Must...turn...head, but...grasp...too strong.
