Milla Jovovich is in the September issue of Maxim Russia, and I don't know what all those hieroglyphics mean, but hopefully it has something to with how she cums vodka and how licking her nipples give you the power of teleportation. Because that's pretty much the only way she could get more perfect.

I've never heard of Purple Magazine, but maybe they should give Sophia Bush or Megan Fox a call because they apparently have no issue with talking actresses into getting completely naked. Specifically, Milla Jovovich in their Fall/Winter issue. She's basically just standing around an apartment, but to reiterate, she's completely naked. She could be standing in the middle of a high school massacre or Dollar General and I'm not really sure it would make a difference to your penis.


CLICK on the banner picture (NSFW) to see what a vagina looks like as it ponders if it should have called professional movers.