Two shows you should know about, simply because you get to see hot women in motion: Friday Night Lights with Minka Kelly is on NBC on Fridays, and starting February 13th, Eliza Dushku will be on Fox for Joss Wheadon's Dollhouse.

"Dave," you're probably not asking, "are you mentioning the TV shows completely arbitrarily so you can post pictures of these hot starlets?"

You snarky genius, I reply.

Here's FNL's Minka in Cosmopolitan and Dollhouse's Eliza in In Style. Both lookin' hot, so who cares if they are on TV?

Minka Kelly is slowly becoming one of my favorites mostly because she's hot as hell and likes to wear stuff like this and let strangers take pictures of her. I've never seen her in anything and to be honest, I've never really ever heard her speak. She might not even be able to talk for all I know. She has a great rack and a hot ass and that pretty much checks all the boxes on my "to do" list. She could tell me go down on her in Optimus Prime's voice, and my face would still look like a Ghostbuster after he got attacked by a that green ghost in that hotel in about two minutes.

Minka Kelly is an okay actress I guess, but she's really only famous for being the chick that John Mayer dumped for Jennifer Aniston. Seriously. Jennifer Aniston. Is John Mayer some kind of warlock? Does he need Ansiton's blood to create his demon army? Oh, don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, John Mayer. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fortress.

Minka Kelly at the 66th Annual Golden Globes In Style/Warner Bros. After Party:

Aubrey O'Day is starting to get really annoying [Hollywood Rag]
Kim Kardashian tries to prove her tits are real [Dlisted]
Jodie Marsh wears panties [Hollywood Tuna]
Drew Barrymore has a mouth full of metal [Popsugar]
Poop on the The Beckhams [City Rag]
Halle Berry drops some serious cleavage [Popoholic]
The Dark Buzz Knight-year [College Humor]
Hayden Panettiere is doing us a favor and hiding (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Anne Hathaway joins Alice in Wonderland [Just Jared]
Gemma Atkinson has a calendar [Egotastic]
Nicole Kidman's face is frozen [Lainey Gossip]
Foxy Brown slips a nip (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Nicky Hilton's aging celebrated [Socialite Life]

Banner pic: Minka Kelly nipple slip from GQ video (thanks, Zack!) - click banner pic for NSFW pic.

John Mayer was dating Minka Kelly when he met Jennifer Aniston. He then left Minka Kelly for Jennifer Aniston. Page Six says he was a gentleman about it, but they don't explain the technology that was used to control his mind:

John Mayer might have broken Minka Kelly's heart when he left her for Jennifer Aniston - but he had the decency to call her before the news about them hit the press. A Kelly pal said, "Minka [above] received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, 'Sorry, but I'm really in love.' " She found that interesting as, "during his relationship with her, John mentioned, 'I don't really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.'"

I sat here, I tried, but it's impossible to come up with a scenario where a normal guy would dump Minka Kelly for Jennifer Aniston. Minka Kelly is insanely hot. Jennifer Aniston is not. If Minka Kelly ever asked me to have sex with her, I'd probably watch an episode of Friends while I was doing it to keep from having to apologize.


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