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Lana Del Rey's lips on other people [The Chive]
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This is too cute for life. [Tabloid Prodigy]
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Paris Hilton looks weirder than usual [Celebslam]
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I WANT [Cityrag]
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Star of shows not many people watched Minka Kelly and manwhore/Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter are back together. Us Weekly reports:

Five months after announcing the end of their three-year relationship, the former couple reunited for a romantic vacation in Paris, France, over the holiday weekend. The New York Yankees player, 37, and the Charlie's Angels star, 31, checked into the Pont Royal Hotel last week "and couldn't stop showing how much they loved each other," a source tells Us Weekly. "They are lovely people, and looked very happy with each other," the source says. "A real perfect couple." The notoriously private pair have kept the details of their summer breakup under wraps, but a second insider tells Us "they kept in touch" in the months that followed. Explains the insider: "I always had a hunch they would get back together."

Surprise surprise. Derek Jeter has a habit of leaving and coming back to Minka Kelly. You know, a lot like his herpes outbreaks do to him.

Sorry to all three of you who watched it. The LA Times reports:

Goodbye, Charlie: "Charlie's Angels" is joining the cancellation club after four episodes. The news comes a day after ABC announced full-season pickups for freshman series "Suburgatory" and "Revenge." The network's attempt at revamping the 1970s campy series with Minka Kelly, Annie Ilonzeh and Rachael Taylor as three young female detectives in Miami proved futile. The series brought in 8.7 million viewers with its Sept. 22 premiere, but the numbers dropped from there. Thursday's episode garnered 6 million viewers, a marginal increase from the previous week. Production has already shut down on the series, and remaining episodes will air until the network decides what will fill the time slot.

When will people realize that the original show was only half-decent because there wasn't Internet porn in the '70s? Any and all reboots are doomed to fail. The movie remake did less for Demi Moore than Sarah Leal did, so I'm not sure why they thought this one would work out. Since developing an actual acting ability is a lot of work, in order to maintain relevance and a spot as filler on this site, expect Minka Kelly to start banging Derek Jeter again in 3... 2...

Minka Kelly was dating Derek Jeter for three years before they announced their split this week. This means one of two things. People reports:

While female Yankee fans are buzzing about Derek Jeter's new single status, sources on the set of Charlie's Angels in Miami are talking about a growing late-night friendship between his ex Minka Kelly and her costar Ramon Rodriguez. "We have seen Minka and Ramon talking in his trailer way after hours, and often late into the night," a source on the set tells PEOPLE. "They have been together long after they need to be for the show." Another source isn't so quick to couple them up: "They're just friends. Ramon is basically the only guy on set so of course they all hang out with him." Kelly, 31, had been dating Jeter, 37, for the past three years with annual talk about an impending lavish wedding. It wasn't meant to be however, with the couple announcing their split Thursday, and a source telling PEOPLE they still "care about each other and … are still friends." Puerto Rican-born Rodriguez, also 31, who is best known for his TV roles in The Wire and Day Break, plays John Bosley on ABC's Charlie's Angels reboot – a much younger version than fans are used to. A rep for Rodriguez didn't immediately comment. An ABC rep declined to comment.

Listen, I have a well-documented weakness for Latin men, but uh, not ones that look like George Michael if he didn't have car insurance. I'm going out on a limb and saying this is a brilliant publicity stunt for Charlie's Angels, because Minka Kelly was banging Derek Jeter. Derek. Jeter. As in, one of the world's most recognizable and richest athletes, for three years. If this isn't a publicity stunt, I'm going out on a limb and saying Minka Kelly might want to get her chromosomes counted.

John Mayer understands that in order to be liked, you don't need to reform your poor behavior--you just need to change your handlers. Us Weekly says:

A source who recently spent time with the "Heartbreak Warfare" singer, 33, tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now) that he got berated on the street that night for being a serial heartbreaker.

"Girls came up and yelled at him, saying he was a horrible person," says a source of Mayer, who once held an impromptu press conference with paparazzi to discuss his split with Jennifer Aniston and famously referred to ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual napalm."

Continues the source, "Girls asked how he could treat women the way he did. People would tell him exactly what they thought of him."

Now the balladeer says he is looking for "a new team to manage his image," adds the insider. "He wants to change people's perspective on him."

If John Mayer wants to look like less of a douchebag, he could start by shaving and not channeling Corey Hart in public. If women want John Mayer to be less of a douchebag, they could start by not fucking him. If you want your cookies to be chewier, you could use a higher ratio of brown to granulated sugar. I'm here to help!

One of the hearts John Mayer broke is now banging Derek Jeter on the regular. I think she'll be okay.

John Mayer understands that in order to be liked, you don't need to reform your poor behavior--you just need to change your handlers. Us Weekly says:

A source who recently spent time with the "Heartbreak Warfare" singer, 33, tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now) that he got berated on the street that night for being a serial heartbreaker.

"Girls came up and yelled at him, saying he was a horrible person," says a source of Mayer, who once held an impromptu press conference with paparazzi to discuss his split with Jennifer Aniston and famously referred to ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual napalm."

Continues the source, "Girls asked how he could treat women the way he did. People would tell him exactly what they thought of him."

Now the balladeer says he is looking for "a new team to manage his image," adds the insider. "He wants to change people's perspective on him."

If John Mayer wants to look like less of a douchebag, he could start by shaving and not channeling Corey Hart in public. If women want John Mayer to be less of a douchebag, they could start by not fucking him. If you want your cookies to be chewier, you could use a higher ratio of brown to granulated sugar. I'm here to help!

One of the hearts John Mayer broke is now banging Derek Jeter on the regular. I think she'll be okay.

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January Jones has more boobs and less boyfriends [The Superficial]
Brooklyn Decker is see through in Esquire [Celebslam]
Jennifer Love Hewitt rocks some mom jeans [Popoholic]
Caroline Wozniaki serves a cameltoe. See what I did there? [DrunkenStepfather]
Shannen Doherty is old, see through [TaxiDriver Movie]
Regis Philbin is retiring [Cele|bitchy]
Selena Gomez has taken off her purity ring. Which means she'll be pregnant soon. Because that's what Mexicans do, you see. [Allie Is Wired]
Here she is, Miss America [COED Magazine]
Ricky Gervais is banned from the Golden Globes. Maybe I can host! [The Blemish]
Ke$(General)ha said she knew all about sex before she was 7 [Amy Grindhouse]
Irina Shayk. Got. Damn. [Heyman Hustle]
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