Tim Tebow is secure in his masculinity [The Superficial]
Miley Cyrus gets better with age [Popoholic]
Lucy Pinder has a Nuts photoshoot video [Hollywood Tuna]
Christina Milian still hasn't grasped how to get out of a car (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Mary J. Blige is sorry for her racist stereotype commercial [Dlisted]
Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Wilmer Valderrama mocks you with his see-through mesh sleeves [Celebuzz]
Jeremy Renner isn't gay [Celebitchy]
Italian model Sara Tommasi is obviously very drunk (NSFW) [The Nip Slip]
How indestructible are Peeps? [COED Magazine]
If the Last Supper took place at a chain restaurant [College Humor]
Another real-life Barbie wants you attention [The Chive]
American Reunion doesn't totally suck [Moe Jackson]
Lionel Richie outsold Madonna, also it's 1984 again [Celebslam]
Andrew Garfield was naked under all that latex [The Blemish]
All the funny people are leaving SNL [Evil Beet Gossip]
Kanye West admits he was in love with Kim Kardashian [Amy Gindhouse]
Beyonce releases photos that prove she was pregnant [Lainey Gossip]
Twitter is just the best, you guys [Egotastic]
Jennifer Aniston magazine cover retrospective [Cityrag]
The guy who broke Adele's heart (the second time) is outed [Popcrush]
A brief history of Nic Cage being crazy [Film Drunk]
Courtney Stodden was owned by Gossip Girl [Allie Is Wired]
Pharrell Williams is 39, looks 12 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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Katy Perry was out-cleavaged [The Superficial]
Jessica Alba's terrible ink is for a movie [Popoholic]
Katrina Bowden is pretty much perfect [Hollywood Tuna]
Canadian model Shalom Harlow flashes some guy (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are attention whores [Dlisted]
Emily Rossum gets naked in Shameless...again (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin's baby daddy, got
his new girlfriend pregnant [Celebuzz]
Scarlett Johansson doesn't think of herself as sexy [Celebitchy]
Jennifer Lawrence is even hotter before touch-ups [COED Magazine]
Hey, remember that Kony guy? News Feed History of the World: March 2012 [College Humor]
Hot girls with short hair [The Chive]
Kate Bosworth is luminescent [Moe Jackson]
Anne Hathaway is crash dieting for a role [Celebslam]
Alec Baldwin is 54 today, engaged to a 28 year old yoga instructor [The Blemish]
Zac Efron doesn’t know what you see in his chiseled abs [Evil Beet Gossip]
Daniel Craig is filming Skyfall [Lainey Gossip]
Candice Swanepoel is topless behind the scenes of her Vogue photoshoot [Egotastic]
21 creepy owl tattoos [City Rag]
Adele will have a new single out this year [Pop Crush]
Dumb and Dumber 2 is confirmed [Filmdrunk]
Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill swept the Razzie's [PopBytes]
Whitney Houston's final movie has a trailer [Allie is Wired]
Jennifer Lopez's boy-toy is in her latest music video [Amy Grindhouse]

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Victoria's Secret 'SWIM' collection was released yesterday I think, so that means Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr in bikinis by a pool in Beverly Hills. And according to Facebook, my friend Dave was there because he posted a picture of the pool with the caption "waiting for the models. happy day" and put the picture in the album "March 29th, aka "The Best Day Ever". So, let's all take a moment to congratu..oh just go fuck yourself, Dave okay?



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Karolina Kurkova won an award/dildo [Popoholic]
Gwyneth Paltrow is a brilliant writer [The Superficial]
Ana Beatriz Barros is in a bikini [Taxi Driver Movie]
Daniel Radcliffe is hot, Jewish [dlisted]
The power of Miley Cyrus's boobs [Cityrag]
Jessica Simpson needs to stop sharing [Celebitchy]
Tulisa Contostavlos has a sex tape [COED Magazine]
4 Things You Love to Discuss (That No One Cares About) [Cracked]
Elizabeth Banks is hot, topless [Heyman Hustle]
Candice Swanepoel's boobs are artsy in Vogue Italia [Celebslam]
The ladies of American Reunion aren't that bad [Egotastic]
Johnny Depp is a singer now [Popdust]
How to ask a nerd to prom [The Chive]
Harvey Weinstein is pissed at the MPAA [Lainey Gossip]
Adriana Lima is knocked up again [Just Jared]
Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini [Popsugar]
Taylor Momsen is still trying to be provocative [The Blemish]
Amy Childs is has no talent, is British, we all know what that means [Hollywood Tuna]
Kim Kardashian is not adopting [Celebuzz]
Kirk Cameron loves everyone [The Hollywood Gossip]
Beyonce admits her baby is ugly [Allie is Wired]

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Here's the insanely hot Miranda Kerr and her kid at LAX yesterday, and I was fully prepared to manifest my bitter jealously into a petty post making fun of this kid, but then I realized only one of has had Miranda Kerr's tits in their mouths. You may have won the battle this time, Flynn, but we will see each other again. Oh yes, this is far from over you adorable motherfucker. You hear me, Flynn?! FAR FROM OVER!

Todd posted about Michelle Duggar losing her twentieth kid. I'm guessing they meant she literally lost it, because when your vagina's stretched that much, eventually something's going to fall out of it. In any case, here's Miranda Kerr, who looks like this and popped out one measly kid. Here's hoping she and Orlando Bloom keep breeding to cancel out the 19 remaining to pollute the gene pool.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show aired last night, and if you're unsure what that is, it's when female physical perfection prance around in lingerie while you stab yourself in the leg with your keys because you really want to finish that tray of cupcakes. Because you don't look like them. And you probably never will. It's ok, though. I'm sure your boyfriend loves you in sweatpants and doesn't think about Miranda Kerr when he's having sex with you. I'm sure of it.

Miranda Kerr, Lily Aldridge, and Alessandra Ambrosio at the VS Viewing Party. I get a lot of comments saying they're not real women. I didn't know that. They must be some kind of sexy robots.

Miranda Kerr was at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show After Party last night where, of course, she looked absolutely fantastic. Which leads me to ask why can't all new moms look like this? Your baby weighed 8 pounds, why did you gain 65? The baby's out, why are you still fat? Did he leave something in there? His luggage? A pet donkey? I don't get it. You shouldn't need amputation to lose weight fast. Jesus, get yourself together woman!