Hey look, it's a picture of Naomi Watts that has so many watermarks it's obscene. That's because Perez Hilton broke these photographs, and after crawling the internets for awhile, I can't seem to find them without those horrible tags place right near the parts you want to see.

So, finally, I had to cave to a Perez Hilton link. If you want to see naked Naomi Watts on a balcony CLICK HERE.

Boo, post Valentine's Day hangover. Because my girlfriend's name is Maker's Mark and I went down on her for hours.

Taylor Momsen is either Spiderwoman or she's begun to make her own viral videos. Maybe something with nudity next? [TheHollywoodGossip]

Naomi Watts seems to have survived her birthing and managed to fart out another child without murdering her good looks. [Lainey Gossip]

Nicole Kidman's camel-toe area is apparently the one part of her that isn't botoxed. [TaxiDriverMovie]

On average, teens send 14,528 texts per month. [I'mNotObsesed]

Kim Kardashian's nipple tries to use her distracting ass to hide the fact that it can see you. [CityRag]

Aubrey O'Day will be in Playboy, because otherwise you'll forget about her completely. [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

Today's busted-ass celebrity of the day is Sarah Jessica Parker hosting “Betrayed” at the Kennedy Center. [JustJared]

Although no drugs were found in Heath Ledger's apartment at the time of his death, Naomi Campbell's former personal assistant, Rebecca White, says Ledger routinely went on cocaine and ecstasy binges with Campbell. The Sun reports:

When I was working for Naomi I saw Heath do drugs a few times. He was new on the scene but everybody was hailing him as the new It Boy actor. "We had been hanging in Naomi's bungalow at the BelAir Hotel. Heath asked Naomi if she had any cocaine - I used to carry it around for her - and I remember giving him the packet and he went off, back and forth throughout the night." Rebecca said she bought Ledger cocaine a few days later. "Each time I got an eight ball - four-and-a-half grams. The second time he came up all three of us spent a night doing coke in her bungalow. It was quite decadent. We were there for five or six hours." She also saw Ledger's wild side at parties hosted by P.DIDDY, who now calls himself SEAN JOHN after his clothing line, though the rapper is well known for his aversion to drugs. She said: "We all went to Paris for another fashion party a couple of weeks later. We went to one of Puffy's (Diddy) parties at this club. There was coke and a big bag of ecstasy pills. Naomi gave Heath a handful of these little blue pills and I remember him putting them all in his mouth at once and swigging a bottle of Cristal Champagne."

Supermodels? Wild parties? Cristal? Ecstasy? I wish somebody could point out the part of this story that's supposed to be tragic, because it sounds like the only way this night could have gotten any better is if Heath was bitten by a radioactive spider.

Here's Naomi Watts because Heath dated her, she's hotter than Naomi Campbell, and she's wearing a see-through shirt (NSFW):

Naomi Watts and her boyfriend of two years, actor Liev Schreiber, were secretly married in a small private ceremony in New York last week. The couple, who are expecting their first child in August, are planning to throw a more traditional wedding some time next year. A source says:

Both Naomi and Liev are intensely private people and wanted a very private, personal wedding. They decided relatively recently that they wanted to be married before the birth, in keeping with their traditional, family-centred backgrounds. Nothing's been confirmed, but they've discussed the possibility of having a far more lavish do in the wintertime, or even early next year, where everyone can let their hair down and toast their nuptials in style."

Well, congratulations I guess. Naomi Watts is a hot Oscar nominated actress (she killed in 21 Grams), so I guess Liev Schrieber had no choice but to close this deal pretty quick. In related news, Liev is fourth in line to play the guy who lost another loan to DiTech. Congrats, Liev!


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