Here's our list of top posts from 2008:

1. Jessica Alba is Unshaven


2. Lily Allen Nipple Slips Again


3. Megan Fox Has Nipples


4. George Clooney's Girlfriend is a Slut


5. Sarah Michelle Gellar is Slutty


6. Marisa Tomei is a Stripper


7. Dita Von Teese Has a Sex Tape


8. Kristin Davis Has a Sex Tape


9. Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Picture?


10. Emma Watson Upskirt Time!

Nereida Gallardo is the girlfriend of probably the most famous athlete in the world, Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo. She supposedly used to be a nurse, but Ronaldo makes $300,000 a week, so now she just stays in different levels of naked all day. Like last weekend at the beach. Sorry, I didn't bother to find out where she is in these pictures. Mostly because I was trying to figure what caliber her nipples are. .22? .38? Quite frankly, I don't see how she feels comfortable with that stopping power. I won't leave the house with anything less than a .40. Anything less and you just end up wasting bullets. Any really, it's not polite to more than two holes in someone.