In an interview set to air today, Hulk Hogan tells The Insider that his son, Nick Bollea/Hogan, is doing fine and is moving forward after he plowed through the streets of downtown Clearwater, FL, slamming his car into a tree and leaving his passenger, John J. Graziano, in a coma with brain damage. US reports:

It's just so unfair. There's not a bad bone in my son Nick's body, the most important thing to me was from all the eyewitnesses and from everyone who saw the accident, was that they were not racing. Nick's car was the only car involved. The media jumped on my son. I tell my son to stay strong because at the end of the day when all the facts are in, it was an accident. There wasn't alcohol or drugs involved. The police said everybody looked straight as an arrow, thank god for that. Nick is doing well, he's got a broken arm and a broken rib and some stuff wrong with his knees but he's hanging in there. He's going to be ok and we're going to move forward."

Oh well, thank God. I'm so glad Hulk Hogan let me know that Nick is ok because I've been sitting on pins and needles worrying about him. That Iraqi war veteran is laying there in his coma taking all Nick's attention. He's probably just jealous of Nick's rad Toyota Supra.

Brooke Hogan with Swizz Beatz in NYC:

Although Clearwater police have yet to release any information regarding their investigation into the car accident that left John J. Graziano in critical condition, several witnesses have come forward and revealed that Nick Hogan was racing a 2006 silver Dodge Viper coupe through the streets of downtown Clearwater when he lost control and struck a palm tree and a median. Nice.

Frances Vitalis, a Plant City registered nurse, was riding home from Clearwater Beach on a motorcycle with a friend Sunday when she saw Bollea's yellow Toyota Supra and the silver Viper speeding between traffic lights. "We knew something was going to happen," Vitalis said Tuesday. "You know that this is a bad situation and these guys are hotdogging." The roads were slick from scattered summer showers. One car would speed away, then the next would catch up, she said. The cat-and-mouse game ended when the Supra fish-tailed and crashed into a palm tree, Vitalis said. She ran to the car and tried to open the driver's door and then the passenger's door. The car was so mangled they wouldn't open, she said."

At this point, Hulk Hogan should probably retain Jesus or a Native American shaman, because if Graziano dies, that's gross vehicular manslaughter. A charge that holds a maximum sentence of 15 years in prison. Not to worry, because that shouldn't be a problem for Nick. He's Hulk Hogan's son and he killed an Iraqi war veteran, so nobody should fuck with him in prison. Nobody at all.

John J. Graziano


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Update: In an interview in the upcoming issue of Rides magazine, Nick Hogan calls his gay yellow Toyota Supra a "pussy magnet" and that he routinely races his sister and his parents. Be sure you read this part, it was my favorite:

In my silver Viper, I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 [mph] and the guy let me off. He's like, "Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know." Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 [mph]. Another highway patrol from the same county said, "I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I'ma let you go this time. It's your second warning. You get pulled over again, you're probably going to go to jail." Three minutes later, [I was] doing 123 [mph] in a 50 [mph zone]. The guy is like, "Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket."

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Hulk Hogan (real name: Terry Bollea) has retained high-powered Clearwater, FL attorney J. Kevin Hayslett, a criminal defense lawyer who specializes in DUI cases, to defend his son, Nick Hogan (real name: Nick Bollea), who is due in court on September 10 for plowing his yellow Toyota Supra into a median and a tree (while illegally street racing a Dodge Viper) in downtown Clearwater Sunday night. His passenger, Iraq war veteran John Graziano, remains in critical condition.

Everything that happened ... was because of excessive speed," Clearwater police spokesman Wayne Shelor has said. Bollea was treated and released from Bayfront Medical Center, but a passenger in the Supra, John Graziano, 22, remained at the hospital in critical condition late Tuesday, a hospital spokeswoman said. Graziano, a Marine, returned from Iraq last year, family members have said. Bollea has not been charged in Monday's wreck. Investigators continue to piece together what happened, Shelor said."

Since getting his license in July 2005, Nick Hogan has been cited for speeding four times. 115 in a 70, 57 in a 30, 106 in a 70, and 82 in a 45 (a construction zone where workers were present). It may be just me, but I can think of a few things this jackass needs besides a lawyer. Like a bear trap where his airbag should be. Because if the Iraqis don't kill you, take a ride with Nick Hogan. That should do the trick.

View Nick's traffic tickets here.

I can only assume they hired this lawyer because Graziano is about to die. How compassionate.

She-Hulk on the beach:


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Nick Hogan, son of wrestling icon Hulk Hogan and brother of female impersonator Brooke Hogan, suffered serious injuries when he crashed his car into a median last night in Clearwater, FL. His passenger, a yet unnamed male, is currently in critical condition. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement tells TMZ the accident occurred around 7:31 PM ET. According to police, a Toyota Supra, driven by Nick Bollea (Hogan's real name), was traveling at a very high rate of speed when it lost control and hit a raised median. The car was flipped around and the back end hit a palm tree. The impact, we're told, "destroyed the entire car." The two male occupants were flown by Medivac helicopter from the accident scene to a hospital in St. Petersburg. We're told both men had "very very serious" injuries. The accident happened on Court Street, a main drag in downtown Clearwater, causing the entire street to be shut down for hours."

Downtown Court Street is a one lane road with a lot of traffic lights, so it's unclear why Nick Hogan was speeding. Maybe he was being chased. Or maybe he didn't want to be seen in a yellow Toyota Supra. I'll admit, that has to be a little embarrassing.


Update: Radio personality and close friend of Hulk Hogan, Bubba the Love Sponge, says Nick has been released and is currently resting at home. The passenger? " The other boy John, needs our prayers...thats all i can say at this point." That can't be good.

Update II: Nick's tranny mother issued the following statement: "My son Nick and a friend were involved in a car accident last night. Nick suffered minor injuries and has been treated and released from the hospital. At this time, his friend, John Graziano remains hospitalized. Nick is currently at the hospital with John and his family. His sole concern is for the well being of his friend. On behalf of my family, we ask that your thoughts and prayers be with John and his loved ones." Source