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Nikki Cox Looks Fantastic

~~My old boss Mike Roberts~~Jay Mohr and his wife Nikki Cox went shopping at Ralph's in Malibu yesterday and they lowhatinthefuckinghell. She doesn't need a plastic surgeon for her face anymore, she needs a building inspector. Just so we're clear, she used to look like this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. And this. To be honest, I don't even know if this is plastic surgery or if she went bobbing for french fries and just wears a Nikki Cox mask now.

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posted by Todd on Tue, June 29, 2010 | |

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

I really hope Nikki Cox's surgeon has tentacles or hooks for hands, because that's the only reason I can come up with for her face. I'm not a medical professional, but it's safe to say you could wash your face with molten lava and look better than Nikki Cox.

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posted by Todd on Mon, February 9, 2009 | |

Nikki Cox is a Natural Beauty

Jay Mohr and his hilariously funny show, Gary Unmarried, received People's Choice Awards last night. Mohr was accompanied by his wife, Nikki Cox, who also had reason to celebrate. Her plastic surgeon won a People's Choice for "Best Hooks For Hands". Congratulations!

P.S. In case you forgot and want to call me an asshole, this is what Nikki Cox used to look like. Quite frankly, I'm surprised Jay Mohr hasn't turned to stone by now.

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posted by Todd on Thu, January 8, 2009 | |

Nikki Cox is Depressing

Hey, remember when Nikki Cox was the hot piece of ass on that one show with the puppet dog and she used to look like this? Yeah, so wtf happened? Was she in some kind of horrible lab accident? I can't tell. I don't even know why she even showed up to the People's Choice Awards nominations. It seems like it would be kinda hard to get invited when you look like the archenemy of Spider-Man.

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posted by Todd on Tue, November 11, 2008 | |