No, these pictures weren't taken outside Hitler's bunker, this is Kate Moss (and her friend) topless on a yacht in Italy. I don't know what these do for you, but if you're a dude and you think she's hot, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that bad thing that happened to you in your childhood. But don't live in shame anymore, dear friend. Break the silence!

Sienna Miller hasn't been on here in a while, mostly because she shocked the world by keeping her vagina on a leash long enough for the mainstream press to believe that she was intending to marry actor, Rhys Ifans. Of course, Sienna dumped him without warning or reason (Ifans was photographed a few days later crying on a street curb). Now, not even a month later, here she is in Italy over the weekend flashing her tits with actor and heir to the Getty Oil Company, Balthazar Getty. You know, the kid in Lord of the Flies. Oh yeah, and the dude with the wife and four kids. Just so we're clear, Sienna Miller is a legendary epic whore. Something must be done. Seriously, it might take Beowulf to kill this bitch.

The reason we usually post pictures of actresses in see through dresses is so you can look at their tits while you're at work (please, stop, no need to thank us - your happiness is our reward), but if you can see anything on Selma Blair, feel free to let me know. Because please keep in mind that this dress is completely see through, yet I've spent about 15 minutes trying to find anything that resembles boobs. You could give an actual 10-year Asian boy a mastectomy and he could fill out a bra better than Selma Blair.

So, I know these pictures of Keeley in Maximal magazine are a fews days old now, but it's my hope that these might help fight against the tyrannical campaign to rid the world of erections that have had a grip on this site and it's citizens for far too long. But I am just one man. And there is much work to be done.

Some fellow perv emailed these to us. These are supposedly Lindsay Lohan leaving a yacht party in Cannes two months ago. I have no reason to believe these aren't Lindsay, or her freckles, or her labia, because she's a global whore, and her random body part flashing knows no bounds. At least she's wearing panties this time. She's a superhero. If I gave a shit about comic books I would have followed what I just wrote with something super witty for you to relate to, but I don't read comic books. I pretend to be in a coma waiting for the right moment to attack and avenge the killings of all the innocents who didn't deserve to die.

Okay, that was the best comic book thing I could do. It wasn't even a comic book. Kill Bill 1 and 2 were on cable a couple days ago. It wasn't even good cable. Both movies had about six or seven hundred commercials which were each about an hour long. I'm surprised I even remembered watching Fill Jill 2 and 5. You know what I remember most of all?

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant.
It's all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Should have gone to freecreditreport.com (yeehaa!)
I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.

I hate that jingle so much.

I don't particularly like this mess either, or her ugly ass boy girlfriend and his stupid hat:


Thanks Rollergirl!

According to IMDb, Jo Champa is some actress from New Jersey whose critically acclaimed resume includes one episode of Walker, Texas Ranger and playing Steven Segal's wife in Out For Justice. She's now famous for a day for wearing a dress with a completely see through top at the premiere of Meet Dave last night. You know what that means? Well, my friends, that means she just won our daily "Hottest Person Nobody Cares About in a See Through Dress" award! Congratulations, Jo!

Click thumbnails for NSFW pics:


Photos: Splash

America's Got Talent had a contestant last night by the name of Busty Hart who beat things to a pulp with her massive breasts. I watch too many Bill Curtis and Dominick Dunne shows, so naturally my mind wanders here. What if she used those things to beat people to death? As long as she didn't leave her own DNA and other evidence at the scene, how would anyone know the murder weapon was a ginormous pair of tits? If you witnessed the crime and called it in, the 911 operators would laugh at you just like they laugh at people who call in saying they saw a UFO. If she did turn out to be a mass murderer I wonder what her nickname would be. "The Big Breasted Beast?" "The Mammary Murderer?" "The Nippled Necrophile?" Whatever. Anyway, dem some big tittays.

Thanks, Meredith!

Update: If you can't see the above video, here's another one. Thanks to Vigilante and her boyfriend, Dimitri.

I've run of stuff to say about Lucy Pinder's rack, because at some point, true art is meant to be looked upon and appreciated. Especially when it has melted ice cream dripping all over it. I'm currently testing how long a human male can go masturbating to these pictures, and I don't mean to brag, but I just made it through one full doorbell ring. Haha, beat that haters!

Most of these are NSFW:


Photo credit: Loaded