Jennifer Aniston was at the Toronto Film Festival earlier this week, and she's really gonna have to try harder than this. Look, sweetie, you're mind-numbingly boring already. Pasties and underwear aren't gonna help. I saw these pictures then I got distracted by my empty Coke can. I think your upskirts are sending the wrong message.

These are probably NSFW:

David Spade impregnated Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, who delivered the baby girl last week in Missouri. Read that sentence again. Take a deep breath. People reports:

David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement," Spade's rep, Meredith O'Sullivan, tells PEOPLE. The actor, 45, announced in January that he had a brief relationship with Grace, and if proven to be the child's biological father, he would accept responsibility. The baby was born Aug. 26."

If David Spade wasn't famous, he'd be waiting in the parking lot of Barnes & Noble with ether and duct tape because the chick behind the counter smiled at him. Actors move to L.A. to get laid. If you know an actor who wants to move to L.A. because he wants to hone his craft and participate in the organic experience of collaboration, kick him in the balls. He'll deserve it.

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There really isn't much more that can be said about Keeley Hazell's magnificent tits. You know, that I didn't already say during my trial. You'll never keep us apart!!

I really need to ask Paz Vega where she got her thong bikini, because I can never find one that makes me feel very confident and sexy.

Yesterday, Lily Allen got out of her car and her breast got out of her shirt, so a little while later, she let the other one out. Quite frankly, I think that was only fair.

For some reason, this picture of Christina Aguilera naked in a David LaChapelle photoshoot is making its rounds today. Not really sure why, because it's from 2004 and it kinda looks Photoshopped. Unlike those pictures I keep in my scrapbook of me winning the Daytona 500 and sparring with Bruce Lee. Man, look at me go!

When Lily Allen isn't willingly taking her clothes off in public, she basically just walks around with stuff hanging out and doesn't really seem to notice or care. This should be good news, but to reiterate, it's Lily Allen. I'm pretty sure I'd rather have sex with Wall*E.


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Pictured: Cindy Crawford topless in Italy with her husband and George Clooney.

Not pictured: The threesome you had with your hand and a Fleshlight last night.



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