There's been way too many posts this week that don't include breasts, so here's the insanely hot Rhian Sugden (NSFW) in the new issue of Loaded. Because it's Friday. And because oh Jesus Christ, do I need a reason? You want to look at her boobs or not, dude? My lunch just got delivered and I don't need to spend all this time arguing with you, jackass.

There's really not much left to say about Sophie Howard and her insanely massive rack except that she could probably breastfeed every one of those kids in those commercials with flies in their eyes. Somebody should look into that. 70 cents a day is just asking way too much in this economy.

Click on the banner pic to see more titties than you will all week. GREAT BRITAIN FUCK YEAH!

We'll get to the American Music Awards pics later, mostly because I spent three hours of my life live-tweeting that visual dry heave last night and I'm kinda over it. But what I'm not over is British chicks with huge boobs. So here's Holly Peers. I know what you're thinking, "Todd, Todd, who is this nobody? I thought this was supposed to be a celebrity gossip site. You only post about these chicks because they have huge tits. What gives?" But that's not true. Along with my hard-hitting investigative editorial where I hold a mirror to society, I find that the female form is beau...look, my mother breastfed me until I was four, okay? Is that what you want to hear?! Are you happy now?! God! Is nothing I do ever good enough for you?!

Apparently Peta Todd isn't getting naked anymore, so here's her final shoot for ZOO. Brunette? Check. Blue eyes? Check. Insanely large rack? Check. Likes to remove anything covering said insanely large rack? Check. I'll stop talking now so you can click on the NSFW pics, but I ask that you do so in an orderly fashion. Trust me, she has enough titties for everybody.

Now that I've realized my horrific mistake of having Kitty Lea on this site only once before, here she is again in the new issue of Front. In this issue, she talks ablah blah blah words blah blah blah words blah blah TITS!

Note: She's extremely photogenic. Especially here (NSFW). She could have lobster claws for hands and a glass eye, and I would have licked this for about twenty minutes before I noticed.

Since the effects of meth and smoking a PODS full of Parliaments while hooking don't translate well on camera, Lindsay Lohan's much-Photoshopped-awaited Playboy spread had to be shot twice. Oh, and she's doing the whole Marilyn Monroe thing again. I just looked at my penis. He got nothin'. People reports:

Reps for the magazine and the troubled actress, 25, who served a four-hour jail sentence over the weekend, officially confirmed Monday that she'll be featured in both pictures and words in the January/February issue. "The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful," her rep says, "and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay." Calling Lohan's bare photos "very classy," the magazine's founder Hugh Hefner tells The Insider that the final product is a "classic tribute inspired by the original Tom Kelly nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe."

You can see her 2008 New York Magazine shoot that she got paid dick for here (NSFW), so when you see it again in the January/February 2012 issue of Playboy, you'll get a hint nostalgia back to a place where Lindsay was relatively hot. And Lindsay should keep going with the Marilyn Monroe thing just to see how it plays out. In 11 years I can totally see big things for her.

As you look at these pictures of Rosie Jones (and her perfect rack) and India Reynolds in the November issue of the appropriately titled, NUTS Magazine, please know that these were the OUTTAKES. I'm not a huge fan of wood paneling, but it would be interested to see what this wall looked like after you shined a black light on it. Jackson Pollock would be impressed I imagine.


CLICK ON THE BANNER PIC TO SEE ALL 33 NSFW PICS. OH, AND TRY NOT TO GET FIRED, PLEASE. THE ECONOMY IS PRETTY BAD RIGHT NOW.

It's hard to believe that a chick from Vegas who would willingly sleep with a married man then try to blackmail him for $250,000 would have topless pictures of herself online, but sometimes you just don't really know a person.


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