Nicolette Sheridan is still in a bikini [Dlisted]
Krystal Forscutt gets topless for FHM [Hollywood Tuna]
Ozzy Osbourne can't remember [Hollywood Rag]
Homer Simpson faces a new year [City Rag]
Tara Reid counts [College Humor]
Leelee Sobieski is in a bikini [Egotastic]
Jessica Alba has an engagement ring [Just Jared]
Lindsay and Ali Lohan in Jewish outfits (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are still together [Popsugar]
Coco is rocking major cameltoe (NSFW ads) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Sean Penn has a dinner date [ASL]
Padma Lakshmi is almost naked [Popoholic]
In Texas, You're On Your Own (No Country for Old Men) [Pajiba]
Tom Brady gives Tony Romo good advice re: Jessica Simpson [TPC]

Sharon Stone walking around with her nipples hanging out recently (NSFW):

Ashton Kutcher has always seemed kinda goofy and dorky, but this dude owns two successful restaurants and his production company signed a deal with CBS this summer, so maybe this guy isn't dumb. He's also banging Demi Moore, who appears as a slutty Rudolph in this video Christmas card from his company, Katalyst Films. And I don't know where you work, but the possibility of seeing Demi Moore in antlers being bent over a copier would be considered a perk at my office. Our "Casual Sex Fridays" have been kind of boring lately.

Demi Moore in Striptease, because all the other pictures of her were boring (NSFW):

A rep for British singer Lily Allen, 22, has confirmed that she is pregnant with her first child by Chemical Brothers' Ed Simons, 37. The couple have been dating since September. People says:

As the pregnancy is at a very, very early stage, the couple ask that you respect their privacy," her rep said in a statement. "The couple will be making no further comment but they are obviously both thrilled by the news." Allen, whose 2006 debut album, Alright, Still, sold nearly 2 million copies, recently talked about her desire to step out of the limelight and start a family."

Lily Allen's music is cute and bubbly, then you pay attention to her lyrics and realize that she's kind of crazy. And if crazy girl history has taught us anything, it's that they will sometimes get pregnant by dudes they just met. They're pretty much down for anything. So, if you're looking for someone to give you anal while riding on Space Mountain, moving Lily Allen to the top of your call list might be a good idea.

A few of these are NSFW:

Laure Manaudou is a French swimmer and Olympic gold medalist. I'd never heard of her until Paul was good enough to email these naked pictures of her to us last night. Apparently the story behind these is that Laure took these pictures for her former lover, an Italian swimmer named Luca Marin, and Marin is supposedly the person who leaked these on the Internet. So ... Laure is frighteningly muscular, she's a freak, she's fun, and every time I see her last name I pronounce it "Man-a-doo," and that sounds like "Xanadu" and it makes me want to disco roller boogie. Henceforth and forever more, Laure Manaudou is awesome.



Very NSFW naked "sex" pictures of Laure Manaudou after the jump...

So the story goes ... Marcia Cross was supposedly dumb enough to toss some candid, naked pictures of herself in her trash, then some garbage pickers were lucky enough to find them, and now the scroungers are trying to sell the photos. These are only a few of the full set which is rumored to be around 200 or so pictures. This would have been exciting news if it was someone more famous than Marcia Cross, and it didn't look like she'd lost a fight with Carrot Top's shower drain.

Click thumbnails for larger NSFW versions:


Here are a few NSFW screencaps from Female Perversions for good measure:

I have no idea why these pictures are making the rounds again today. They're about six months old and people are still saying there's a Beyonce Knowles nipple slip here. I didn't see it six months ago and I still don't see it today, but here they are for you to decide. If you squint your eyes enough you can make yourself believe you can see a nipple. But no matter how hard you squint, Jay-Z will not be a handsome man. The only thing that makes him remotely close to being attractive is closing your eyes completely, and even then, he's still painfully ugly.

Britney Spears failed to show up for her court-ordered deposition today and then had her scumbag friend, Osama "Sam" Lufti tell everyone the media attention caused Britney "anxiety," so she was unable to attend. TMZ reports:

As for when another depo will happen, Kaplan wouldn't say. But he did say he will seek some sort of relief from the court. Someone's pissed!

It's going to be so awesome to see Britney's dumb ass match wits with an attorney. An artist's rendition of the deposition will later reveal a cat swatting a dead mouse or Britney being sacrificed to Kong.

More (NSFW) Britney Spears upskirt pictures from this night. You're welcome:

The "7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year Awards" were Sunday, and based on the pictures, Megan Fox's nipple won the grand prize. It should, because minus the tats, this chick is damn near perfect. I heard if she gave you a blowjob your dick would roam the earth healing the sick and performing miraculous acts of wonder.



Um, O-face?

Thanks, Dave!