The pictures are only going up because Coco has a gigantic ass. Her costume really isn't a surprise, because most of Coco's wardrobe choices revolve around her ass. So, a french maid outfit with the ass cut out seems about right. It was either that or her naked shining a flashlight on her ass.

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Kim Kardashian went on the Tyra Banks Show in a 1800s school teacher outfit last month and said that she wanted to put her sex tape behind her because she wanted to be a positive role model for her four sisters. Then she posed naked for Playboy. Man, what a shining example Kim is to young girls everywhere. She's like Helen Keller and Jane Austen except with implants and other people's pee all over her.

These are NSFW, obviously:

Update: Images removed per request.

Celine Dion's son is still a girl [Just Jared]
Kim Kardashian's sisters are almost whores [Dlisted]
Justin Timberlake is a diva [Hollywood Rag]
Elizabeth Hurley is in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
Halloween Lights [College Humor]
Benicio Del Toro or Wolf Man? [City Rag]
Petra Nemcova is still trying to be famous [Egotastic]
Lindsay Lohan wrecks relationships [ASL]
Michelle Heaton slips a nip (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Olivia Wilde is a bobblehead [Popoholic]
Elvira is still alive and slutty (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Adrian Grenier looks gay [Popsugar]
My Super Sweet 16 (MTV) [Pajiba]

Avril Lavigne's super punky costume at Hyde this weekend:

People tell me that the new show this Anna Friel chick is on, Pushing Daisies, is pretty good. Something about pies and dead people. Cool. Maybe one day when I'm kidnapped and forced to watch it, I'll check it out. In the meantime, I'll just stare at her tits. Sorry, if that commitment isn't enough for you. I'm a wild stallion and I can't be tied down, baby.

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Note: These are from earlier this year, but they're making the rounds again today for some reason, so consider it filler.

Uma Thurman is another one of those actresses that Hollywood tries to convince you is "uniquely beautiful," but every time you see her she looks like a drag queen. So I guess it helped that she decided to wear a sheer dress and no bra to the Swarovski Fashion Rocks concert last night. Big tits always do the trick. Just like ether.

Disney has officially fired Vanessa Hudgens a little more than a month after several provocative pictures including one nude photo leaked online of the High School Musical star. OK! Magazine reports:

Disney finally decided that they don't want her back," an insider reveals to OK!. "They feel that as long as Zac Efron is in the movie, all will be fine. He's the real star - the household name - and, most importantly, he comes without baggage."

Eh, whatever. Vanessa Hudgens was skinny and 18. Isn't getting naked and taking pictures of herself what she's supposed to do? Besides, we've already seen the worst, what else could happen? If they wanted to fire someone, they should have fired that little gaywad Zac Efron. I don't even want to know what kind of leaked crap he's gonna have. Probably something involving a ball gag and him being bent over in a horse stable.

More Vanessa Hudgens candids:

I have no idea what Ralph Magazine is, but apparently they can talk Lucy Pinder into doing a topless photoshoot. Not that it's difficult. I wouldn't recognize her in the street if she had on a shirt. She's naked in everything. She could win the Nobel Prize and when she walked on stage, the clapping would take an awkward pause then she'd look around, cover her tits, and slowly walk backwards like she was in minefield.

Derek Jeter, the New York Yankees shortstop who has plowed through Hollywood actresses such as Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Biel seemed to enjoy his stay at Miami's Shore Club. Page Six says:

Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted "two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter's penthouse and were then charged for parking." "The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before - a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking. "Obviously, they'd spent the night there," giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, "After last night, he'd better fucking take care of it!" After a bit of insistence, "they eventually left happy. I assume he paid for their parking after all," said our snitch."

When people visit Cooperstown in fifty years, the tour guide will probably say something like, "To your left, you'll find Hank Aaron's Negro League Jersey, to your right, you can see Reggie Jackson's bat from Game 6 of the 1977 World Series, and right through those double doors contains the actual penis of Derek Jeter...."

Obligatory NSFW Jessica Biel pictures: