I have no idea exactly what Lindsay Lohan is trying to do here, but whatever it is, it's not working. She's topless, and I appreciate the effort, but good luck trying to get me to masturbate to something with a tattoo on her wrist that looks like it should be making hinges at Schindler's factory. My penis just thinks that's in poor taste. Like Asian girls.


If "topless" didn't give it away, some of these pictures might be NSFW. Especially #6. And the closeup version of #6 here. Oh, and the picture your girlfriend sent me on my cell phone:

Sharon Stone must have known her Oscar night dress was see-through. Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

I can't support Kate Beckinsale's new bangs, but I can support tight leather dresses. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Natalie Portman looked awesome at the Oscars in pink. I'd love to look good in Natalie Portman's pink. [LaineyGossip]

If last night's Oscars didn't tweak your inner gaydar, than try this: if you're excited Britney Spears is thinking of covering Lady Ga Ga... [I'mNotObsessed]

Ben Stiller totally rocked it last night with his Joaquin Phoenix impression. [ICYDK]

Marisa Tomei might be an Oscar loser, but at least she chose a dress that made me feel bad for her in hopes of winning sympathy points. [CityRag]

I thought Natalie Imbruglia was dead, but turns out she was at the 2009 Brit Awards this week where she enjoyed wearing see through panties. She didn't win any awards, but I think she takes comfort in knowing that the real winners here are us.

Note: Click on the banner pic. There's a prize inside!

Careful. One of these pictures is doing it's own thing (NSFW):

Hey, so the site apparently saw a text I got from another girl and it's being a little bitch right now. The comment section is pouting or something and this is the first post I've been able to put up since yesterday afternoon, so if you're reading this then that's a good sign. All the crap I've been working on since this morning will be up in a few and we should have all the issues resolved (comments included) soon, and by "we" I mean one of the tech guys who emailed me. Who is this guy, some kind of super-intelligent cyborg? I mean, he must be because I rebooted my computer twice and the site still didn't work. Well, look at you, Mr. Smartypants.

UPDATE: We're all fixed now. Thanks, cyborg guy!

To apologize, here's Lucy Pinder and her heavenly gigantic rack. If your company has an "anti-gigantic rack policy", a few of these might be NSFW:

Because people like Twilight, there is going to be a sequel, and it has something to do with werewolves. Says US Weekly:

High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens might be joining the cast of Twilight.

Hudgens has auditioned for the role of werewolf Leah Clearwater in the vampire romance sequel, New Moon, MTV reports.

According to Twilight and New Moon actress Ashley Greene told MTV that she would be happy to co-star with Hudgens.

"I think she'd be great," Greene said Sunday.

We know from Hudgen's naked pics that she hasn't been shaving herself in preparation for the role.





Also in the Twilight-o-verse, Kristin Stewart, has a new movie coming out called The Cake Eaters, and I didn't even get through the first sentence of the synopsis: "The Cake Eaters' is a quirky, small town, ensemble drama that explores the lives of two interconnected families coming to terms with love..." Yeah, I don't care. These stills look like she may be topless in this film, and that's the extent of my caring.






And there's this one, where she looks totally high, but with shirt:

I'll never forgive Dolph Lundgren for killing Apollo Creed, but I'd never say that to his face, because even at 51 he looks like he could still punch through my stomach and pull out the bagel I just ate. So, I'll just compliment his wife's tits. They're pretty nice. Maybe. Or maybe not. No, they are. I mean, she's a lovely woman....and, uh...wait, no...please Dolph don't hit me! Not in the face! Not the face!

Click for NSFW photos:



Photos: Splash

If you like to watch predictable straight-to-DVD thrillers about lame serial killers and cops who play by their own rules, you've probably already seen The Alphabet Killer. If you haven't, here's Eliza Dushku's topless scene. I'm not really sure what part this is, but I have feeling that black guy might get arrested.

I think I'm gonna be sick. NOTW says:

"It is my pleasant duty to report that the normally skeleton-thin Amy Winehouse has finally found her figure. The troubled singer revealed her curves when she slipped off her bikini top for a dip in Caribbean paradise St Lucia. And unless I'm very much mistaken the Rehab star, who has battled drugs, was sporting a very healthy looking tum too. One onlooker told me: "Amy just whipped off her top and dived in to the sea without a care in the world. She was looking a better than she has for a while. A bit of sun is just what she needs."

Whoever wrote this article has to live with his shame, because good luck trying to convince me Amy Winehouse is attractive. When she's not posing on the beach in blurry pictures taken from space, she looks like this. You know, like a junkie. And what the hell is she doing in St. Lucia anyway? Crackheads don't take exotic vacations. I don't know either, but I can't shake the feeling that there are some naked Caribbean chicks in surgical masks separating powder in a jungle hut while armed guerrillas wait outside for Amy Winehouse to arrive with the bags with dollar signs on them.

Click for NSFW photos:




NSFW video of Amy dancing topless on her hotel balcony after the jump (click here)...

Read more of Amy Winehouse is Topless