Indiana Jones 4 movie stills [Just Jared]
Amy Winehouse cancels her entire tour [Dlisted]
Tyra Banks is bald [Hollywood Rag]
Kimora Lee Simmons scams Macy's [ASL]
Katherine Heigl is really popular [Popsugar]
Adriana Lima fits some bras [Hollywood Tuna]
Gwen Stefani shows off her legs [Popoholic]
Dolly Parton's plastic surgery [City Rag]
Kate Walsh is at the beach [Egotastic]
Halle Berry is see through (NSFW ads) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Kristen Bell's shitty cameltoe (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Ryan O'Neil's worst line ever [College Humor]
Damn You Writers' Strike! (Your "The Daily Show" Fix) [Pajiba]

Classic Nicole Richie grossness (NSFW):

Paris Hilton eats a cum ball [Dlisted]
Jessica Simpson is eating away the pain [Hollywood Rag]
Pink is a manly dude [Hollywood Tuna]
Hayden Panettiere gets Photoshopped again [Popoholic]
Julia Roberts is an asshole [City Rag]
Rihanna is still trying too hard to be hot [Egotastic]
Coco shows off her cameltoe (NSFW ads) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Owen Wilson's girlfriend, "Le Call" at the beach (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Salma Hayek's breasts are a gift from God [ASL]
Kate Hudson's new movie looks stupid [Popsugar]
Ryan O'Neil's worst line ever [College Humor]
Thandie Newton has a stupid hat [Just Jared]
Dane Cook is a Douchenozzle [Webster's Is My Bitch]

Classic Jayne Mansfield nipple goodness (pictured with Sophia Loren):

Christina Aguilera went out to eat at Amalfi a few days ago and apparently forgot horizontal stripes might not be a good idea if you're you look like you're about to give birth to Kong. She also forgot her panties. Christina Aguilera is slutty, and pregnant chicks are super horny, so I'm pretty sure we know how this night ended. Hey, Jordan Bratman. Fuck you.

I'm not sure if high heels were invented by 800 AD yet, but here's Angelina Jolie's "nude" scene in the motion capture film adaption of the classic poem, Beowulf. To reiterate, it's Angelina Jolie. I don't know what this Beowulf guy's problem is. The actual Angelina Jolie could be a cave demon with a tail, and I'd still ask her to be my date to my company's Christmas party. Open bar, baby. Anal, here we come!

Watch the (possibly NSFW) scene after the jump...

Sophie Anderton (born May 14, 1977, in Bristol) is an English lingerie model, and a reality television personality. So, in "real" reality she's just a whore who whores herself for money so she can support her coke habit so she can stay skinny and continue whoring for coke. Hot! The last time I saw a circle this vicious it was around me when I won that "International Naked Hula Hoop Contest" for the 800th time.

Watch the video here.

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Christina Aguilera stripped [Hollywood Rag]
Debra Messing is a hot mess [Just Jared]
George Clooney is cheaply generous [Dlisted]
David Hasselhoff is Drunken Defined [Webster's Is My Bitch]
Fergie at the AMAs [Popoholic]
Meg Ryan has a new face [City Rag]
Hayden Panettiere gets Photoshopped [Egotastic]
Pamela Anderson's mutant nipple (NSFW ads) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Naomi Campbell's ass at some 80s party (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Eva Longoria hogs chairs [ASL]
Victoria Beckham's implants are still stupid [Hollywood Tuna]
Owen Wilson has a birthday [Popsugar]
Travis Barker's Soulja Remix [College Humor]

The writers of The Daily Show comment on the writers' strike:


Heidi Klum and her butt crack at the Victoria's Secret show after party:

Sarah Harding is some chick from "Girls Aloud" and if I were to guess what that is, I'd say it was some sort of support group that fights against domestic violence or child abuse, but I doubt that's the right answer since she showed up dressed like a whore and flashed her nipple to everyone. However, none of this is as important as how hilarious that banner picture is. Looking this fucked up and funny has to earn some sort of comedy award. Sarah, Jim Carrey called. He wants the nucleus of his career back ... and Paris Hilton called. She's going to sue you for trademark infringement.

Nobody likes Tom Cruise [Dlisted]
The Girls Next Door have a calendar [Hollywood Tuna]
Mickey Rourke is drunk on a Vespa [Hollywood Rag]
Kim Kardashian does TRL [Popoholic]
Christina Ricci joins Meerkat Manor [City Rag]
Jordan is the ultimate woman (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Ugly people are on strike [Popsugar]
Madonna is a buxom babe [Just Jared]
Lindsay Lohan isn't sexy enough to be blonde [ASL]
Heather Mills has creepy cleavage (NSFW ads) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jewel's teeth and boobs are mangled [Egotastic]
Dear Santa: You Suck. (Fred Claus) [Pajiba]
NFL Streaker [College Humor]

Kelly Brook does Ralph Lauren: