This Might Be Anna Nicole Smith's Corpse


Someone sent this photo to a bunch of us bloggers claiming this is a photo of a dead Anna Nicole Smith. I'm not sure what to think about it since CPR was allegedly immediately administered to her as soon as she was found unconscious in her Florida hotel room. Normally people aren't propped up on a bed and posed for pictures with fresh puke pouring out of their mouths before or after emergency life saving procedures are performed, so I have no idea what's going on here. However, judging by the contents of her vomit, Anna Nicole didn't eat Emerald Nuts that day, so Robert Goulet messed with her stuff.

This photo is disturbing and probably NSFW, so you've been warned:


The pictures below are Anna Nicole the day before she died:


Update: I went through our archives and it looks like this is the same bed Anna Nicole had in the Bahamas (look at the headboard). And someone just emailed saying this may have been a photo of one of Anna's overdoses while living in the Bahamas. So don't be too mad at me. She's not quite dead.

Pamelink Anderson


Rumer Willis is getting uglier [Hollywood Rag]
Joey Fatone offers his house to Shitney Spears [Dlisted]
Lindsay Lohan is still vacationing at rehab [Popsugar]
Rihanna is afraid of nipple slips [Egotastic]
Nicole Richie pregnant in hideous high heels [Just Jared]
Alessandra Ambrosio's breasts go wireless [Hollywood Tuna]
Jessica Simpson + Paris Hilton = twice as ugly [City Rag]
Hilary Duff shows some cleavage, is still boring [Popoholic]
Goth Public Access [College Humor]
Matthew McConaughey dresses fancy [ASL]
Heidi Montag is still trying too hard (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Tara Reid has a see through dress (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Adriana Lima shows her thong [Horny Oyster]
Will.I.Am + Daft Punk = Remix [Click]

Pamela Anderson partying in Las Vegas on Sept. 26:

Sienna Millinks


David Letterman hurts Paris Hilton's feelings [Dlisted]
Kirsten Dunst is still ugly [Just Jared]
Pamela Anderson is killing herself [Hollywood Rag]
Hayden Panettiere avoids an upskirt shot [Hollywood Tuna]
Cats in Anne Hathaway's boobs [City Rag]
Jennifer Aniston is still boring [ASL]
Kim Kardashian's Mom Jeans (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kiefer Sutherland tries to clean up his mess [Popsugar]
Kristin Cavallari is still trying to be famous [Egotastic]
Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh are topless and hot (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Trishelle Cannatella is almost naked again [Horny Oyster]
Heather Graham is still a hottie [Popoholic]
This puppy is very sleepy [College Humor]

More of Sienna Miller naked on the set of Hippie Hippie Shake (NSFW):

Meg White Has a Sex Tape


Updated. See below...

The White Stripes canceled their remaining tour dates for 2007 last week and it is now widely believed it was due to the release of a leaked sex tape starring drummer, Meg White. The tape, which hit online this weekend, shows a woman who looks like Meg White and an unidentified male having sex in multiple positions. In a statement posted on their website, the band said:

They thank you for your understanding and well wishes. Meg White is suffering from acute anxiety and is unable to travel at this time."

Well, that's one way to put it, but I'm not really sure why she'd be upset. As far as celebrity sex tapes go, this one isn't as mind-numbingly boring as usual (i.e. Keeley, Kim, Screech, and Paris). The bad news is that it kinda looks like 70s porn. 70s porn without Roller Girl, but with a lady who kinda looks like your mom riding a guy who looks like your social studies teacher. Except Meg White has long hair. Your mom's perm is unfortunate.

Two very NSFW screencaps of the sex tape (click each thumbnail for larger images):


You can watch a NSFW video clip of the sex tape here.

Update: Meg's rep is denying this is Meg, so since reps deny and lie for a living, I still don't know what to believe.

Kim Kardashian Does Playboy


Being an attention whore is a hard job, and believe me when I tell you that nobody works harder than Kim Kardashian. Us is now reporting that the rumored photoshoot she did for Playboy in which she was only supposed to appear on the cover, has turned into a 12-page pictorial.

A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian's shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian "will show one boob, and her bare butt."

Ooohhh, draped in sheets and jewelry? Man, that sounds real classy. Almost as classy as the time she got pissed on and drank semen in her sex tape with this guy. Notice I said "almost." Some leading experts even call it the caviar and champagne of sex tapes.

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are Still Fighting


The drama that is Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's custody battle continued yesterday as Richards filed documents in superior court to "protect her children from Sheen." Richards apparently has a problem with Sheen dating underage girls and using the internet as his Neverland Ranch. People reports:

She believes that Charlie has significant personal issues which he has failed to address and which require her to take action to protect her children," says lawyer Neal Raymond Hersh. "This is not a vindictive action. Any responsible parent in Denise's shoes would go to the ends of the Earth to protect her children."...Sheen angrily responded, saying that Richards "behaves as though she owns our children. She does not. A day of legal reckoning for her is fast approaching."

Charlie may have murdered porn star Chloe Jones, and Denise Richards stole her best friend's husband, so it's clear these two may not be the best at making life choices. Either way, these two kids will have purple hair and cut marks by the time they're 15, so who cares who they live with? The judge should just let these kids go on some kind of Japanese game show. The winner gets shot out of a cannon into a lion pit, and the loser gets to pick which one of these idiots she wants to live with.

Charlie with his daughter and fiancee last month:


NSFW Denise Richards:

Penelope Cruz Has a Topless Cousin


Penelope Cruz's sister and her cousin went to the beach, and surprise, somebody took their top off. This basically happens every time Penelope Cruz and her family go to the beach. Coincidentally, Penelope Cruz was just recently voted the person I'd "Most Likely Want to Go to the Beach With."

Some of these are NSFW:


Thanks to Mark in Tennessee for sending these in!

Alicia Silverstone is Naked


Even though it's not 1995, PETA is featuring a naked Alicia Silverstone in a new vegetarian campaign. On the PETA website, Silverstone says:

Like most people, I wasn't always a vegetarian, but I've always loved animals. If you ever have a chance to meet a cow, pig, turkey, or goat, you will see that they are just as cute and funny as your dogs and cats and that they, too, want to live and feel love...Being vegan truly is the secret to my life's joy and peace. I feel physically and spiritually better than I could have ever imagined knowing that I am doing everything I can to reduce animal suffering with simple lifestyle choices like being vegan, never wearing any products made from animals (like wool and leather), and buying only from companies that NEVER test their products or ingredients on animals."

Silverstone said she's a vegetarian and a vegan in the same paragraph, so who knows what she thinks. Maybe she thinks eating animal crackers is bad, I'm not sure. I'd just really like to know why every celebrity has to get naked to say they don't eat meat. Can't they just say, "I don't eat meat?" Do I really have to see Pamela Anderson and Alicia Silverstone? If so, let me know ahead of time. I don't want to put this steak on the grill too early.



Source: PETA.org/Source