Twilight Franchise Gets Nakeder



Because people like Twilight, there is going to be a sequel, and it has something to do with werewolves. Says US Weekly:

High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens might be joining the cast of Twilight.

Hudgens has auditioned for the role of werewolf Leah Clearwater in the vampire romance sequel, New Moon, MTV reports.

According to Twilight and New Moon actress Ashley Greene told MTV that she would be happy to co-star with Hudgens.

"I think she'd be great," Greene said Sunday.


We know from Hudgen's naked pics that she hasn't been shaving herself in preparation for the role.





Also in the Twilight-o-verse, Kristin Stewart, has a new movie coming out called The Cake Eaters, and I didn't even get through the first sentence of the synopsis: "The Cake Eaters' is a quirky, small town, ensemble drama that explores the lives of two interconnected families coming to terms with love..." Yeah, I don't care. These stills look like she may be topless in this film, and that's the extent of my caring.






And there's this one, where she looks totally high, but with shirt:


Dolph Lundgren Has a Topless Wife


I'll never forgive Dolph Lundgren for killing Apollo Creed, but I'd never say that to his face, because even at 51 he looks like he could still punch through my stomach and pull out the bagel I just ate. So, I'll just compliment his wife's tits. They're pretty nice. Maybe. Or maybe not. No, they are. I mean, she's a lovely woman....and, uh...wait, no...please Dolph don't hit me! Not in the face! Not the face!

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Eliza Dushku is Topless


If you like to watch predictable straight-to-DVD thrillers about lame serial killers and cops who play by their own rules, you've probably already seen The Alphabet Killer. If you haven't, here's Eliza Dushku's topless scene. I'm not really sure what part this is, but I have feeling that black guy might get arrested.



Amy Winehouse is Topless


I think I'm gonna be sick. NOTW says:

"It is my pleasant duty to report that the normally skeleton-thin Amy Winehouse has finally found her figure. The troubled singer revealed her curves when she slipped off her bikini top for a dip in Caribbean paradise St Lucia. And unless I'm very much mistaken the Rehab star, who has battled drugs, was sporting a very healthy looking tum too. One onlooker told me: "Amy just whipped off her top and dived in to the sea without a care in the world. She was looking a better than she has for a while. A bit of sun is just what she needs."

Whoever wrote this article has to live with his shame, because good luck trying to convince me Amy Winehouse is attractive. When she's not posing on the beach in blurry pictures taken from space, she looks like this. You know, like a junkie. And what the hell is she doing in St. Lucia anyway? Crackheads don't take exotic vacations. I don't know either, but I can't shake the feeling that there are some naked Caribbean chicks in surgical masks separating powder in a jungle hut while armed guerrillas wait outside for Amy Winehouse to arrive with the bags with dollar signs on them.

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NSFW video of Amy dancing topless on her hotel balcony after the jump (click here)...

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Hef's New Girlfriend is Subtle, Part Two


In case you thought this was going to be it, Dasha Astafyeva wants you to know that she feels like you didn't get a real good view of her ass. Wow. This chick couldn't be more of an attention whore if she had antlers implanted on her head or shot a lion out of her vagina.

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Halle Berry is Naked Again


I'm way more racist than you probably already think, so I was sorta surprised that these pictures of a topless Halle Berry are from the set of Frankie and Alice. I thought for sure it would be called Black Diamond TNT or Badassss Sweetcotton Mama or something like that. Mostly because, if movies have taught me anything, it's that hot naked black chicks with afros usually want to take revenge on the honkeys who got their 11-year old sisters addicted to heroin.

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Hugh Hefner's New Girlfriend is Subtle


Dasha Astafieva, Hugh Hefner's actual 23-year old Ukranian girlfriend (not these two hookers) and January 2009 Playmate of the Month, showed up at Playboy's 55th Anniversary party basically naked. She doesn't even try to hide the fact that we can totally see her strip though her dress. In fact, I just recreated the after-party with semen and a doilie.

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