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Alice Goodwin And Sammy Braddy Say Good Afternoon
I realize that this is supposed to be a celebrity gossip site, but according to Google, it's also a place to look at titties. And thanks to Alice Goodwin and Sammy Fraddy, there's enough titties in this post to make a Titty Mountain that Haitian babies can climb and not go hungry. Or enough titties to question my recent conversion to an ass man. DAMN YOU, TITTIES!!
Scarlett Johansson Is Naked, Leaked
UPDATE: Yeah, so the FBI will probably get involved here soon, so these might not be up too much longer because the government hates you.
When the leaked nude pics of Vanessa Hudgens and Renne Olstead were released by an anonymous phone hacker, it was reported that he also had pics of Natalie Portman, Dianna Argon, Miley Cyrus (here), Jessica Alba (here), Kat Dennings (here), Christina Aguilera (here), and Blake Lively (here). Oh, and Scarlett Johansson. And here they are. So, if it's ever reported that this guy has nude pics of Queen Elizabeth fucking a horse or Bigfoot with a ball gag in his mouth, you can probably go ahead and assume he actually does.
CLICK ON EITHER BANNER PIC TO SEE THE NSFW VERSIONS. UNLESS WINKING SUNS DO IT FOR YOU.
Kitty Lea Really Helped Me Out
I have no idea who Kitty Lea is, so it's good thing that her father abandoned her and I have football to watch soon, because here's her calendar. This may not be of great interest to some of my readers, but please understand she's a brunette white chick with huge tits who likes to take her clothes off and let people take pictures of her. So this interests me a great deal.
You can see the rest of the NSFW calendar here, and also understand that my birthday is in February. It's almost like she knows.
Rosie Jones Has A Calendar
I realize it's September, but let's go back in time to January so I can pretend I knew about Rosie Jones' 2011 calendar. Let's also go back in time to this morning so somebody could talk me out of wearing white socks with black shoes. That would be great.
Lucy Pinder Has A New Calendar
In case you thought I died in the earthquake, I'm sorry. I survived. And since I'm like an abusive boyfriend who is like Thor's hammer in bed, here's a reminder why you always come back to this site even though your friends think I've brainwashed you and your dad has threatened to shoot me on sight. Lucy Pinder's 2012 calendar is about to come out. You can see the full previews here (NSFW), but if I were you, I'd sit down first.
Brooklyn Decker Is See Through
I was going to post the pic of Brooklyn Decker in one of Michael Lohan's shirts last week when I first saw it, but I realized it was old then (she's a soccer mom now), but then I realized it was new to me. Then I realized I had been lying to myself and about my life and where it was going. Do I commit myself fully to Civil War miniatures? Or do I fit myself into society's norms by enrolling at DeVry? "But Todd, their degree programs are designed to match current market needs and your coursework will prepare you for real challenges you'll face in the workplace", friends and family often say. But can they match the challenge that is in my heart?
Lucy Pinder Says Good Morning
I just realized that I have Tracy Morgan, burning wreckage, and Britney Spears giving a lap dance on the main page right now, so to signal in a new era of posts that people will actually want to read, here's Lucy Pinder naked in the new issue of NUTS. As you look at these pics, please understand that this is what the media has convinced you that Christina Hendricks looks like when she takes her clothes off. When in reality, Han Solo would use Christina Hendricks to keep Luke Skywalker warm on Hoth, the sixth planet of a remote system of the same name. It is a world blanketed by snow and ice. Many meteorites from a nearby asteroid belt pelt the planet's surface, making temporary craters in the planet's ever-moving snow drifts. Hoth has three moons, all uninhabited. Its native creatures include the wampa and the tauntaun.
