Olivia Munn is in the June issue of FHM, and I think I speak for everyone when I say get naked bitch. I know this chick is a goddess to guys in skinny jeans and Cons who have Star Trek phasers on their keychains, but her face looks like it belongs to a Chinese dude who just won 4th place in a transvestite Cher look-a-like contest. There isn't really too much I can say about her body. Unless you count the fact I want to cum on it. I'm not picky. Anywhere's fine. if she could just point, that would be fantastic.

You can see more of Olivia Munn and other 100 sexiest women at FHM.com.

PETA won't stop until all animals are allowed to rape people and qualify for high-risk loans, so the next time you take your kids to the circus, please remember that you will burn in hell for all eternity.

Since elephants are not naturally inclined to balance on balls, stand on their heads, or perform tricks, trainers use whips, tight collars, muzzles, electric prods, bullhooks, and other painful tools to force them to perform these physically uncomfortable tasks. Elephants used by Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus are beaten, hit, poked, prodded, and jabbed with sharp hooks, sometimes until bloody. When they are not performing, elephants—who walk up to 30 miles a day in their natural environment—spend their time in chains as the circus travels from city to city...Olivia explains, "When you look at something like the circus and everyone's laughing and there's color and there's music and everything seems so great, but when you go right behind that door and they're in these crates all day long and then they're getting shocked and beat just so they can get up and dance around on a ball … it was just so sickening."

Elephants don't have fur, so I guess I'm missing the point as to why Olivia Munn is naked. Man, that sounded way less gayer in my head.

Olivia Munn jumped in a tiny bikini in Hawaii to tape Attack Of The Show's 420 Special on Tuesday, and to celebrate, I made a list of things better than hot chicks who smoke weed:

1. Unicorns with lasers for eyes

Olivia Munn and her comically oversized head and flat ass are in the April/May issue of Complex, and it's good to know that she's pretty much self-aware and knows that the only guys who want to marry her have phaser key chains and are saving up to buy chainmail. If she ever posed for Playboy, I assume it would involve her playing Quidditch and going down on Gandalf the White.

Olivia Munn posted this pic on her Twitter, and I don't know if she got the email, but all semi-celebrity Twitter's are supposed to be soft-core porn. She really needs to call Coco and Adrianne Curry, because I'm not sure how you can wear a outfit like this and still look like a huge dork. Olivia Munn is kinda hot I guess, but something just doesn't seem right. I get the feeling after I have sex with with her she'd put on a Harry Potter robe and hand me a 12-sided die to roll my character's points.

Olivia Munn and Eva Amurri posted these pics on Twitter, and knowing that they look like THIS and THIS, I can only assume they wear thongs and babydolls and have pillow fights on Olivia's bed and scissor while they're painting each others toes. Wait...what? You mean...you mean hot chicks don't do that when they're alone? Seriously? Why didn't...*covers ears with and hands, closes, eyes, and shakes head* La la la la la la I can't hear you! La la la la la!

In her interview for the January issue of Maxim, Olivia Munn said, "I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I’m officially single," when asked if she was dating someone. Really? Then why was she spotted with her boyfriend Chris Pine in LA yesterday?! What is this trickery? Did she blatantly lie to make sure that guys with toy phasers on their keychains will still she's hot?! How will I ever figure out this great mystery?!

Olivia Munn's voice is kinda annoying and she's goofy as hell, so good thing I don't want to carry on a conversation with her about Constitutional Law or Diego Rivera's murals in the Palace of Cortez. If the night could end with my doorman helping her get the condom out of her hair and that stuff out of her eyes before it starts to burn while she's walking to the cab I called with one high heel on, I'd totally be okay with that.