I’m starting to see a pattern. First, Lindsay gets arrested, then Paris gets arrested. Next, Lindsay sideswipes a stroller in a Maserati, then Paris Hilton and her boyfriend -this guy- run down a paparazzo in a Bentley. TMZ is reporting:

It all went down as paparazzi swarmed the car as Paris and Cy Waits left Boa in West Hollywood. The posse of paparazzi was all over the car, when suddenly Cy accelerated, knocking a photog down.

The couple took off after the hit and the photog called the cops. Paramedics were also called and took the female photog to a local hospital. We're told at some point later, Cy came back, sans Paris, and spoke with police.

Law enforcement sources tell us Cy was cited for hit and run, then allowed to leave.

And get this ... sources say Paris is saying, "The pap is making up injuries."

Law enforcement sources also tell us they're looking into all of the photogs, because flashing the lights could have blinded the driver ... which may constitute interfering with the operation of a motor vehicle -- which is also a crime. 

UPDATE: Sources close to Cy tell us ... Waits is adamant that he was not cited for hit and run. Instead, Waits believes the photographer placed him under citizen's arrest -- and cops were obligated to sign the citizen's arrest form. 

Sources also tell us Cy wasn't aware that he struck the photog until after he drove away ... but once he found out -- via text message -- he immediately called the police himself to follow up and eventually returned to the scene.

You can watch the video here, but it unfortunately doesn't make Paris or her man look that bad. I can't say I wouldn't have done the same thing given the circumstances. The paps are ruthless and unwavering, and I can only imagine how frustrating that would get. However, the whole fleeing the scene thing is a bit of a moral gray area... a term often said about Paris' vagina. And, TMZ- a female photog? Don't you think that's using that word a little too loosely? Hmm... something that's also often said about Paris' vagina. Look how it all comes full circle!

Remember a few weeks ago when Paris Hilton was arrested for cocaine possession? We were all able to breathe easy knowing our beloved was innocent because the purse from whence it came did not belong to her. She wouldn’t have lied to save her ass would she? Apparently she would. According to E! Online:

The recently busted heiress has accepted a plea deal, agreeing to cop to misdemeanor drug possession and obstructing an officer in order to avoid a felony cocaine rap… Hilton will enter her guilty plea Monday and be sentenced to a year of probation, Clark County District Attorney David Roger said Friday. The plea agreement also entails that she complete a drug abuse program, pay a $2,000 fine and serve 200 hours of community service. In return, two consecutive six-month sentences in the Clark County Detention Center will be suspended… FYI, the obstruction charge was recently tacked on, added because authorities determined that Hilton was lying when she told officers her bag belonged to someone else. "In truth, the Defendant purchased the Chanel handbag months earlier," the complaint states.

Paris Hilton realizes she could sell heroin to school children and all she would get is stern talking-to, so it’s no wonder she’s always so chipper. I guess money really can buy happiness. It can also buy pretty so why don’t we get on that next, k Paris?

When Las Vegas police pull you over because you have weed smoke coming from your Escalade then find cocaine in your purse, normally you're shot and killed. But Paris Hilton was released from custody in just three hours, so now she's frolicking on the beach in Hawaii like nothing ever happened. Awesome. Is there a reason she's not underneath the jail right now? Did they have to let her go because her vivisection experiments on the island were close to creating humans? Has she found the secret to safe, renewable energy? No, she's a coked up skank with herpes who looks like a chicken that was dipped in scalding water. It's my sincere hope that somebody drowns her. What? Oh please, Jason Voorhees drowned and he turned out okay.

Note: Oh hey, special treatment in jail. "Yeah, she was treated differently so I don't have a disruption of my process here at the county jail," said Metropolitan Police Deputy Chief Jim Dixon.

Here we go again.

Friday night's arrest of Paris Hilton on suspicion of cocaine possession may have been a law-breaker in itself, a source close to the heiress tells RadarOnline.com exclusively… Paris was not searched on the scene, the source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively, and that's where the case against Hilton may start to unravel. Paris was taken into the security offices at the Wynn and searched there, the source says. "Cops discovered the cocaine inside the security offices where Paris was taken. Because Paris was taken away from the scene where the car was pulled over, this could potentially be an illegal search of a person. "Las Vegas Metro didn't follow standard procedures when Paris was arrested and her lawyer will be talking to the D.A. about this." Paris is also insisting that the cocaine found in the purse wasn't hers -- because the purse itself wasn't hers!

Let me start by saying I’m a huge supporter of law enforcement. They do what most people can’t and won’t, and a few bad apples ruin the reputation of the rest. That being said, it’s hard to read about yet another case of mistakes being made in the investigation of a celebrity. Remember this? I'm so tired of her smug attitude- just look at her face in the picture above!- that I'm done talking about her. So uh... did you hear the one about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car accident? He's all right now.

Jealous of all of Lindsay’s media attention, Paris Hilton went and got herself arrested for cocaine possession last night (Friday) in Vegas. According to TMZ:

According to police, Paris was the passenger in a vehicle that was pulled over outside the Wynn Hotel. The driver was arrested for DUI (drug-related, not alcohol) and when cops searched Hilton, they found her in possession of a controlled substance. 

Police say tests revealed the substance to be cocaine. 

She was arrested and released on her own recognizance.

Knowing Paris, she’ll take full responsibility for herself and accept whatever consequences may come her way. Oh wait…

Sources who have spoken with Paris since her arrest on the Vegas strip late last night tell TMZ ... she insists the purse -- with what we're told contained a small amount of cocaine -- was not hers.

This is the third time this summer Paris Hilton has been stopped for drug possession, and the third time she’s played the “it’s not mine” card. TMZ is also reporting that Cy Waits, Vegas nightclub mogul (whatever the hell that means) and Hilton’s latest boytoy, was the driver busted for DUI and that there were no other women or purses in the car. Then how exactly wasn’t it hers? Man it must be nice to be Paris, traveling around with a sense of entitlement as big as her feet while using the world as her own private drug den. Can somebody please remind my why this bitch is famous again? Even her arrests are boring.

UPDATE: If you care, her newest mug shot is available here. That left eye sure has a mind of its own.

I realize this isn’t Paris Hilton, but I’d rather be tied down and forced to watch a Hills marathon than look at her ugly mug anymore. Meet Matt Bomer:

Paris Hilton is in Ibiza on the set of her new music video. Which means she has new music. Oh dear lord, save us all! Are my ears bleeding yet? Also, can I have her life? You know, minus her looks and personality. Even when she’s “working”, it’s one big island party. She looks so carefree for someone with herpes!

Paris Hilton was in St. Tropez this weekend adding her signature touch of class to the VIP Room by crop dusting the place with her herpes infected vag. Awesome. Please note that I didn't pixelate the guy's face in the banner picture. He was at ground zero, so there's no way to be sure if this was actual computer wizardry or if this is the result of exposure. Other acceptable answers include tentacles coming out of his head or the rage virus.

For the second time this month, Paris Hilton has been detained overseas for possession of marijuana. This weekend, she was held on the French island of Corsica with less than a gram of marijuana in her purse Us reports:

The Corse-Matin newspaper reports the heiress, 29, was held after arriving at the Figari airport from Paris and released without charge. The paper adds Hilton was traveling with "people close to power in Malaysia" and was en route to Sardinia, Italy. On Saturday afternoon, Hilton took to Twitter to address the claim. "Just to put an end to these rumors. The stories saying I have been arrested are completely false!" she wrote. "I am having the best vacation of my life! What an amazing summer! I feel so blessed and grateful for everything. I Love Life!!"

It's common knowledge that Paris Hilton smokes weed to ease the pain of her left eye melting off her face, but I'm a little confused by something. She was traveling with "people close to power in Malaysia"? What does that mean? Was one of the people carrying a car battery they were taking to hook up to their hut? I don't get it. You see? Because people in other countries are poor! Hahhaha!