Jessica Simpson shows her titty tan lines [Hollywood Tuna]
Gwen Stefani has a No Doubt reunion [Just Jared]
Jodie Foster cheated on her girlfriend [Dlisted]
Eva Herzigova in lingerie in Cannes (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Beyonce is too famous for church [Hollywood Rag]
Gwyneth Paltrow is still getting hired [Popsugar]
Nick Nolte in the land of Oz [City Rag]
Fergie's inappropriate Today Show clothes [Popoholic]
Shayne Lamas staged beach pictures [Egotastic]
Kim Kardashian moons the camera (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Usher and his new wife are already separated [ASL]
The best 15 seasons of the past 20 years of The Simpsons [Pajiba]
90210: The New Class [College Humor]

Pink not looking feminine, as usual, on May 19th:

2001's international pop sensation, Pink, was in Malibu this weekend with some dude and an unfortunate bikini. Pink is the dude in the bikini. It's hard to tell how in love with yourself you have to be to look like Pink and tattoo bows on the backs of your thighs, but I'm guessing it's a lot. Considering I'd rather have sex with an electrical fence, I'd say it's way more than the agreed upon definition of "a lot."


Update: The unconfirmed undead vampire in these pictures is Todd Morse, guitarist for Juliette Lewis' band. This dude's in a chick band and he might be dating Pink. Oh boy, how did he get so lucky?!

Last week, Pink (in a campaign for PETA), claimed New York's carriage horses were being abused because they are forced to walk on concrete and breathe in fumes from the city's many cars. Today, New York's Horse & Carriage Association basically called her a dumbass. NYDN reports:

Carriage-owner rep Carolyn Daly bridled at Pink's charge that the asphalt hurts the horses' hooves. "They have specialized shoes for concrete," said Daly, adding that their equine partners get a four-month vacation at a Pennsylvania farm. "We haven't had one animal cruelty violation from the three agencies that oversee us," said Daly, who derided the "ignorant comments of a B-list pop star. A true 'Stupid Girl' is one who talks publicly about something she knows nothing about." Hansom cab driver Ian McKeever said he's never witnessed a driver abusing a horse - and would intervene if he did. McKeever, whose horse Roger has appeared on "Sex and the City," argues, "My horse is more famous than [Pink] is!"

Yeah. Pink is a woman who looks like a dude, so good luck is trying to get me to listen to anything her ugly ass has to say, no matter how important she thinks it is. If you want to get me involved in your crusade, you better let Miranda Kerr fill me in on the details. Pink could tell me that they're using live ponies to clear minefields and my first instinct would be to scream and pull out my mace.

Pink on January 18th:

Rumors of Pink's pending divorce from her husband, freestyle motocross legend Carey Hart, have been circulating for a while now, and now there appears to be a reason. Pink wants a baby, Hart wants to bang other chicks. New York Daily News says:

Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink's marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she's away on tour. But she's changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. "Divorce is just around the corner," says our mole. "Carey has this one blonde in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!" Stupid girl, indeed."

Pink is gross, so it's not hard to imagine that she'd have to bring Carey Hart a young virgin every night just so Carey would agree to hold Pink's hand in public. Because there's no way a normal guy would willingly have sex with Pink. I mean, she's basically a dude. If I had a choice between having sex with Pink or getting my penis injected with MRSA, I'd wanna know for sure it was a sterile needle.

Pink and Carey earlier this month: