Nope. Not Creepy At All.


"Diana At 50: If She Were Here Now", a story in the new issue of Newsweek, includes a digitized rendering of Princess Diana walking with Kate Middleton. Princess Diana's face has been aged to show what she would possibly look like if she had lived to be fifty, but this picture is way off. There's no way Princess Diana's head would fit inside that bag she's carrying.

A New Princess Diana Documentary Will Have A Death Photo


Unlawful Killing, a documentary about the death (and subsequent cover up) of Princess Diana will premiere at Cannes next week, and will contain a graphic paparazzi photo taken of Diana minutes after the crash as she lay dying. Called an "inquest of the inquest", filmmaker Keith Allen might be the next one to go. Guardian reports:
Unlawful Killing is not about a conspiracy before the crash, but a provable conspiracy after the crash. A conspiracy organised not by a single scheming arch-fiend, but collectively by the British establishment – judges, lawyers, politicians, police chiefs, secret services, even newspaper editors – all of whom have been appointed to their positions because they are "a safe pair of hands". Just as compass needles all point north without being told to, so these people instinctively know what is expected of them when the state's interests are under threat and they act accordingly, quietly suppressing uncomfortable evidence or undermining the credibility of witnesses whose evidence contradicts the official narrative.

Besides the fact that it took them two hours to get her to a hospital that was four miles away and the note she left behind that basically said "I'M GOING TO DIE IN A CAR CRASH AND THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO PLANNED IT" then she died in a car crash and the person who she said was responsible wasn't questioned, I don't believe in this conspiracy theory. Unlike the one I do about the female orgasm. Haha, yeah right. I've had sex with tens of women and none of them ever had an orgasm. Not buying it liberal media!

Diana and Dodi Might Have Been Engaged


The British inquest into Princess Diana and Dodi Al Fayed's deaths produced a receipt for a "bague fiancaille" (a.k.a. "engagement ring") which was purchased by Dodi the day of his and Diana's fatal car accident.

The jury was shown a copy of the receipt dated August 30, 1997, with the words "bague fiancaille", which means engagement ring in French, printed on it. They were also shown unedited CCTV images of Fayed in the jewellery store, which is on the same square as the Ritz Hotel, where the pair were staying, and the images showed Fayed examining the ring in the store after it had closed to the public the afternoon he purchased it. The CCTV images showed Fayed later returning to the couple's Imperial suite at the Ritz, where Diana spent the afternoon, holding only a brochure from the jewellery store. Claude Roulet, an assistant to the hotel's president, is then seen in the footage returning to the store shortly afterwards to pick up an object in a bag which he then takes to the couple's suite. The footage subsequently showed Roulet putting the bag in the Ritz's strong room, before Fayed and Diana leave the hotel for the last time."

All of this is sad and all, but it's not nearly as sad as what happened to me the other day. I was minding my own business, opening my mailbox when all of a sudden this utility bill came out of nowhere and attacked me. It was red and had this "FINAL NOTICE" stuff all over it which really scared me. I'm pretty sure it had teeth which bit me and a knife that stabbed me, but I was too much in shock to remember.



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