Queen Latifah Ain't Gonna Have No Wedding


Queen Latifah and her The Perfect Holiday costars were in Chicago to promote the movie and Queen Latifah was asked about the rumor circulating that she's planning to marry her girlfriend and personal trainer Jeanette Jenkins.

She quipped, ''When you're famous these days, it's just part of the deal -- unfortunately. People will make up all sorts of things that are not true. ... There ain't gonna be no wedding.''

Queen Latifah has never publicly acknowledged that she's gay (even though it's obvious), but neither have most people in Hollywood and the music industry. If all those people were to have a coming out day, the view of the world from space would show thick, bright, rainbow colored clouds covering the states of California, New York, most of the U.S. Southern states, portions of Washington DC, all of South America, most of the UK, all of France, and most of the Middle East. The forecast would be shiny and sparkly, with scattered style and a 100% chance of oral sex.

Queen Latifah and Jeanette Jenkins:


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Kate Beckinsale Wants Queen Latifah's Body


In the upcoming issue of Glamour magazine, Kate Beckinsale says she would love to trade bodies with Queen Latifah for a day because the rapper has "gigantic real breasts". She says:

I am so fascinated by breasts because my mother didn't have them, either. If I had them, I'd run up and down flights of stairs!"

Uh, I really hope she was being sarcastic. Either that, or she was pulling names out of a hat, because that might be the first time that those words have ever been spoken. Like my mom telling me I can stay up past 9 on a weeknight or a girl telling me to hurry up and finish. Some things you just don't expect to hear.


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