Who knows if this is true or not, but rumors are everywhere today that R. Kelly's Chicago home was raided by police to search for a 17 year old girl who may or may not have reminded R. Kelly of his Jeep. Police are denying the story. Chicago Now reports:

Rumors are rampant on Twitter this morning that R. Kelly is in trouble again and police are raiding his Olympic Fields home, apparently based on this report by MediaTakeOut.com. So far, there does not appear to be any truth to the rumors that R. Kelly is being investigated for statutory rape of a 17-year-old girl.

Police deny a lot of things during the middle of an active investigation, so who the hell knows. It sounds possible. Like if you heard a report of John Travolta getting blown my a Latin boy in a park or Sarah Jessica Parker asking people riddles to cross a bridge, you really don't need a lot of convincing to believe it's true. But I can't really think about it right now, because this DJ is making me feel thugged out. Baby, tell me what u drinkin and I got u.

Note: The age of consent in Illinois is 17. So there you go.

Wow, what surprise. TMZ reports:

A jury has found R. Kelly not guilty! A jury acquitted the singer of all fourteen counts of child pornography. The "Bump and Grind" singer was first charged six years ago after the kinky sex tape surfaced allegedly featuring him having sex -- among other things -- with a girl who was as young as 13 at the time."

Just so we're clear, if you're a celebrity and you want to cut off the head of your wife and stab her friend to death or piss on a 13-year old girl and fuck her on videotape, go for it. Hey man, no worries! Live life to the fullest!

Update: The morons who didn't convict Kelly blame the victim for her lack of participation in the trial.

After the trial was over, jurors spoke to the press about their decision, explaining that though they thought Kelly was on the tape, they were unsure of the girl's identity. "We were uncertain as to the female, and the absence of her was a major lack in the case," juror #23 said."

Source: MTV

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