Rachel Nichols played Scarlett O'Hara in 2009's G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, and now she's on the August 2011 cover of Maxim. Man, look at the rocket ship Rachel Nichols' Career take off! Also, tits!

Here's the first promo picture of Rachel Nichols as Scarlett O'Hara in the upcoming movie, G.I. Joe, where Scarlett O'Hara now apparently fights terrorism and erectile dysfunction. I kinda owe it to him to go see this movie, because since my father was rotting in hell, G.I. Joe taught me things like taking medicine without a grownup present is a recipe for danger and that I'll never win if I give in. Thanks G.I. Joe, now I know!

More Rachel Nichols? Uh, yes please:

Victoria's Secret model, Karolina Kurkova, has been cast in the live action adaptation of the classic 80s cartoon, G.I. Joe. Page Six reports:

The leggy blonde just landed the role of Courtney "Cover Girl" Kreiger, who is the object of several Joes' affections. Kurkova joins Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, Marlon Wayans, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Lee Byung-Hun in the flick, which is due out in August."

This news comes less than a month after Rachel Nichols was cast as Shana "Scarlett" O'Hara. I wonder what Cobra Commander thinks about all this hot casting. He can't be pleased. I imagine it would be pretty difficult planing a campaign of terror with an uncomfortable hard on.


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