Apparently inspired by her sister Kong's shotgun wedding to LA Laker's forward, Lamar Odom, Kim Kardashian cornered Reggie Bush and nagged him until he said yes. National Enquirer reports:

Inspired by sister Khloe's extravagant "wedding", Kim Kardashian has secretly started planning her own wedding to BF Reggie Bush, say sources. Kim and the New Orleans Saints running back - who split in July amid charges they had both cheated - are back together and happier than ever after rekindling their love affair in August, say friends of the couple. "Kim and Reggie haven't looked back since reuniting," said a friend of the couple. "They're already making wedding plans." Kim is the one who popped the question - sort of. "After they got back together, Kim was determined to pin him down on marriage," explained the friend. "So while visiting him in New Orleans following Khloe's wedding, Kim brought up the subject of walking down the aisle. "She was totally surprised when Reggie said, 'Yes, let's do it!'"

Man, I hope I get invited to this wedding. Especially for the giftbags. I've always wanted to try Swisher Sweets and cocoa butter.

I know I've said it before, this can be the only possible reason he said yes:

If you're a rapper or a marginal NFL player, congrats dude, today is your lucky day! Star Magazine reports:

Kim Kardashian made no secret of her intention to wed her NFL star beau of two years Reggie Bush. But it wasn't to be. "Kim and Reggie split up today," her rep Jill Fritzo tells Star. "There was no cheating involved." Sources tell star the Keeping Up With the Kardashians' star and the New Orleans Saints running back couldn't find time for romance due to their busy schedules.

Don't get excited white dudes. I don't know if you knew this our not, but Kourtney is the only Kardashian that doesn't like black guys. Kim and Kong have gotten off more black dudes than Abraham Lincoln, so sorry about your luck, man. If you're white, and you somehow find your penis in Kim's mouth, you might want to cover your ears. Because it will be obvious at that point that The Jigsaw Killer is about to give her instructions.

Yesterday, Kim Kardashian's publicist, whose job it is to keep this whore's name in the news, "mistakenly" told Star Magazine that Kim Kardashian was engaged to New Orleans Saints running back, Reggie Bush. Almost immediately, she took to her blog to deny the story. Oh, my! What controversy!

"I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidently referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were! So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It's totally my publicist's fault haha. She said she gets so many wedding
requests she thought we were actually engaged. The rumors about me picking out my ring recently are also not true! I don't know where all this comes from!! Don't worry guys, you will be the first to know if and when I get engaged!!... Well after I tell my family, of course! .

Who knows if these two are engaged or not. I poured myself a drink and stepped out on my balcony to ponder it, but as it turns out, I don't give a fuck.

This is what Easter looks like when it's about the grand opening party at Opium at the Seminole hard Rock Hotel and casino and mild groin-itch that is jusssssst subtle enough to not go to the doctor about.

Just look how high psyched Reggie is.

Kim Kardashian would jack off a giraffe if she thought it would give her camera time, so imagine what she said when GQ asked her to pose all slutty all over her boyfriend, Saints running back Reggie Bush? The answer may shock you, but not as much as her candid interview inside, where she discusses everything in her exciting life from brushing her hair 100 times in the mirror and finding jeans that fit. And he was shy at first, but when asked about the banner picture, Bush said that yes, his biceps had to be fused with reinforced steel. Man, I can't believe it! The magic of Hollywood!

Since they're not the hi-res, you can see the rest of this pictures here. *SPOILER* Kim has a gigantic ass.

Although their relationship has just been made public, sources close to Kim Kardashian, 27, say she is engaged to former Heisman winner Reggie Bush, 22. OK! Magazine reports:

While no diamonds were shining on Kim's ring finger, she did admit to OK! that things are getting serious. However, she added, "One thing I did learn from '07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I'm trying to hold that close to my heart but I'm here with everybody that I love."

Kim added:

"I'm the best cook!" Kim tells OK!. "People don't know that, but I cook all the time. My best dish is surprisingly my soul food meals. My fried chicken and my macaroni and cheese and my sweet potato souffle."

"Surprisingly?" Not really. Kim Kardashian has gotten more black guys off than Abraham Lincoln. She's like a cyborg programmed to trap black dudes, casting her net of ass and fried chicken. The only way she could do any better is if she bled Kool-Aid.


Note: No official word yet on why Reggie Bush would want to marry this skank, but many believe it may be a result of the time he got knocked retarded:

Apparently not trying to hide their relationship anymore, Kim Kardashian and New Orleans Saints running back, Reggie Bush, went shopping together in Beverly Hills on Christmas Eve. I know you're probably shocked to find out like this, but Reggie Bush is black. The only thing a white guy could do for Kim Kardashian is give her directions to a black guy's house.

Although she is reportedly dating New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian was seen whoring it up with actor Terrence Howard last week. Page Six reports:

The beauty has been out on the town with hunky actor Terrence Howard, who is separated from his wife of 14 years. A spy spotted the star of the new E! reality show, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," arriving and "making out" with Howard at Tenjune and then Butter last week. "They were all over each other," snitched the onlooker. "She was sitting on his lap and he was rubbing her butt." A rep for Howard declined to comment."

Black and famous seems to be this chick's only criteria, so I don't have a hard time believing this. However, Reggie Bush is blacker and will eventually be more famous. What went wrong? Most relationship counselors would agree that it's because the Saints are 0-2.