Kim Kardashian would jack off a giraffe if she thought it would give her camera time, so imagine what she said when GQ asked her to pose all slutty all over her boyfriend, Saints running back Reggie Bush? The answer may shock you, but not as much as her candid interview inside, where she discusses everything in her exciting life from brushing her hair 100 times in the mirror and finding jeans that fit. And he was shy at first, but when asked about the banner picture, Bush said that yes, his biceps had to be fused with reinforced steel. Man, I can't believe it! The magic of Hollywood!

Since they're not the hi-res, you can see the rest of this pictures here. *SPOILER* Kim has a gigantic ass.

Although their relationship has just been made public, sources close to Kim Kardashian, 27, say she is engaged to former Heisman winner Reggie Bush, 22. OK! Magazine reports:

While no diamonds were shining on Kim's ring finger, she did admit to OK! that things are getting serious. However, she added, "One thing I did learn from '07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I'm trying to hold that close to my heart but I'm here with everybody that I love."

Kim added:

"I'm the best cook!" Kim tells OK!. "People don't know that, but I cook all the time. My best dish is surprisingly my soul food meals. My fried chicken and my macaroni and cheese and my sweet potato souffle."

"Surprisingly?" Not really. Kim Kardashian has gotten more black guys off than Abraham Lincoln. She's like a cyborg programmed to trap black dudes, casting her net of ass and fried chicken. The only way she could do any better is if she bled Kool-Aid.


Note: No official word yet on why Reggie Bush would want to marry this skank, but many believe it may be a result of the time he got knocked retarded:

Apparently not trying to hide their relationship anymore, Kim Kardashian and New Orleans Saints running back, Reggie Bush, went shopping together in Beverly Hills on Christmas Eve. I know you're probably shocked to find out like this, but Reggie Bush is black. The only thing a white guy could do for Kim Kardashian is give her directions to a black guy's house.

Although she is reportedly dating New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian was seen whoring it up with actor Terrence Howard last week. Page Six reports:

The beauty has been out on the town with hunky actor Terrence Howard, who is separated from his wife of 14 years. A spy spotted the star of the new E! reality show, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," arriving and "making out" with Howard at Tenjune and then Butter last week. "They were all over each other," snitched the onlooker. "She was sitting on his lap and he was rubbing her butt." A rep for Howard declined to comment."

Black and famous seems to be this chick's only criteria, so I don't have a hard time believing this. However, Reggie Bush is blacker and will eventually be more famous. What went wrong? Most relationship counselors would agree that it's because the Saints are 0-2.

New Orleans Saints running back, Reggie Bush, 22, and urinal, Kim Kardashian, 26, are now dating according to Us Magazine. The pair were introduced last year by Paris Hilton, who was then dating Bush's former USC teammate, Arizona Cardinals' quarterback, Matt Leinart.

...on May 10 at L.A. nightclub Teddy's Kardashian and the NFL star were really putting on a show. According to a Teddy's clubber, Bush and Kardashian were "grinding" and "making out" on the dance floor all night. "You can tell they really get along," says the source. "Now she's ready to go public with him."

Reggie Bush helped the Saints to only their 7th winning season in their 40 year history with 1,307 all purpose yards and 8 TDs. The Saints' magical season, inspired by Hurricane Katrina, ended with a defeat in the NFC Championship game against the Chicago Bears - one game away from the team's first ever Super Bowl appearance. Kim Kardashian is best known for getting pissed on by Ray J in a sex tape. Wow, this sure sounds destined to last. Good luck, kids! I see a bright future for you two!